the most comfort character
Magnus
Elis
The wettest cat alive
He's so pathetic even his dad didn't want him. Failed to even drink himself to death and somehow ended up kidnapping a kid and now he's a fuckin dad??? He's just a kid he's like 17. He's blown up a meth lab have I mentioned that? He's blind in his right eye so yea the hair isn't a fashion statement. He lives off of chicken nuggets and he's so gay. Pathetic little guy gonna get kidnapped again?? Probably he's a cat boy that can't control when he cats but he will jump really high and hiss at you.
The saddest man alive how the fuck did he end up with 3 gay bfs??? Idk and neither does he he's fucking bi but noooo women are mean to himmmmm. His fault for flirting with everyone tho he's lucky his bfs see past his bullshit honestly. He can summon weapons at will and has been bullied out of being a murder and now he's a cop (he still murders bad guys look at him. He needs blood of the damned) but he's also a pathetic little man who is scared of the dark and will cry about it. His hair is a fashion statement. It's a bad one. He also can't live a day of his life without baked goods or he'll die. Oh yea did I mention he was born a blonde?
Would they get along? Yea they cannonically know each other Magnus thinks Elis' man boobs are a bench. Elis is so tired. So tired he doesn't even argue bc Magnus runs off the moment he sees Elis' kid.
Who would in a fight? Honestly I don't think they can legally fight I think elis would implode. Elis would accept the fate.








