#spite post

[adenosinemonophosphate]

what your fav BMC character says about you!?

jeremy, michael, rich, brooke, chloe, jake, christine, jenna, whatever: BLOCKED ❌❌😡😡😡😡 RED FLAG ALERT!

the squip: dang u sexy marry me rn💍💍💍💍💍💒💒💒💒🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[female-overlord-3]

Not Possible

My anti-maria fic where we get Alex being there when Maria declares it's Michael in that coffin which doesn't end well for her 😊 mentions of 2x06 events so please respect the warning and take care of yourself 💛 don't like just scroll past! It's that easy!

They've been going back and forth for a good 10 minutes until Maria voices her thoughts.

"I think- god I'm so sorry but I think it's Michael." She's teary eyed and her voice cracks as she continues. "He's the only one I haven't seen alive."

It goes quiet as the possibility starts to stick to some of their minds while Alex just tries to choke back a laugh but it can be heard when he speaks. "Not possible." 

The only one that gives him a disbelieving look is Maria. Everyone else sighs in relief.

"Alex I know-"

"Actually you don't." His voice has hardened as he stares her down. "You said I was angry about covering up another murder but if it was Michaels there would be no possible way I could ever be okay with it. If Michael was murdered I'd find who did it and burn them then the world down."

He gets up and leaves, stopping at the door to look at Maria one last time.

"I also wouldn't be there either. So no, Michael isn't the one who dies." Alex goes so tense it looks like he'll snap before forcing himself to relax. "I was able to somehow forgive you for that night and nearly everything else, but not this, not realizing you'd be okay with him dying."

Then he's gone.

Maria looks lost as she tries to find support or comfort from anyone else but there's none.

Now it's her that everyone is looking at in disbelief.

"Do you really think we wouldn't think of a way to bring Michael back? That we'd just be okay with him dying?"

Isobel reaches out with her powers because she needs to know. 

"Oh god you really do. He's my brother Deluca! How could I ever be okay with it?"

"Maria we'd be devastated. He's- all three of us share a connection and losing that would be- I never want to feel like that again." Max and Isobel link hands, both already still on edge from Max almost dying again.

"I'm not losing Michael after everything. We would do anything for him just like he's always done for us."

Isobel and Max walk out after that.

Kyle just scoffs and follows them, his words quiet but clear as he passes her.

"Like Alex or anyone who actually cared about him would ever let that happen."

Liz was the only one left but Maria knew she would leave too.

"I would find a way Maria. We all would for Mikey." Liz shakes her head as she fights back tears. "I thought you cared about him, that you understood what it felt like back then so I pushed you to be with him. That you would think a group who has brought 2 people back to life already wouldn't do it again."

"Liz please I-"

"You know why I breathed a sigh of relief when Alex said it wasn't possible? Because the second he said that I knew he's right. Alex knows it's not possible because he'd either make sure it didn't happen or he'd join Michael. Maria he- he'd rather join Michael then be apart from him! That you would even consider Michael possibly being dead is kind of insane."

Tears spill down both their eyes as Maria continues to search for any kind of sympathy or understanding.

"It was just- it seemed the only logical explanation."

"You're only accounting for Me, Max, Isobel, Kyle, and Alex but there is an infinitely larger amount of people both in this town and in general. It could be anyone's funeral."

Maria starts to plead for her not to go but Liz can't even stomach being in the same room anymore.

"Isobel was able to connect to whatever it was you've been seeing and she's able to see them clearly with more control. Thank you for letting us know about it but you can rest now and stop destroying yourself, it seems you've taken it too far again."

Liz finally leaves and hopes Maria realizes how wrong she is about everything.

Maria just stays there all alone in denial but even that starts to crumble to nothing as she's left to reflect on her own many mistakes and faults that she's made in the last two years.

-

Alex is parked in front of Michael's airstream but stands at the hood of his car. He knows Michael is fine but just the idea that he'd ever- he just wants to check for reassurance.

Read the rest on Ao3!

[foxin4jar]

Me: I love dragons. If it's a dragon, it's perfect in my book. I won't discriminate, all dragons are lovely 🥰🥰 The Cockatrice:

Also me: Except him. Fuck that bitch. Kill it with fire.

[roboticspacecase]

Honestly to this day I still die of laughter every time I remember that I sabotaged my shitty ex’s and roommate's online gaming. I insisted on paying for the Wi-Fi in the house so that I could keep the modem upstairs and whenever I got mad at them for keeping me and my kid up late or whenever either of them pissed me off, I’d wait until I could hear them trying to play a game or were in game already then I’d just shut it off and pretend it was just spotty Wi-Fi that I was totally trying to fix whenever I “called in”.

The roommate was some rude, nerdy piece of shit that was always a dick to me and hearing him scream like a fucking child about not being able to play his games gave me ten extra years of life

Best $60 a month I’ve ever spent

[ghost-mantis]

The Rainbow Post

I actually had someone complain to me via tumblr that Bionicle characters don’t have relationships, and that even if they did, they wouldn’t be gay ones. In the spirit of spite against homophobic attitudes, please feel free gay (or other LGBT) up this Bionicle post with your favorite ships.

Personally Onua/Lewa sharing soft smooches is my all time favorite but Kopaka/Pohatu and their slow courtship is a solid second in my book. 

[thatautisticlesbian]

I posted this on Tumblr for the hell of it

[firelightmystic]

[jynxeddraca]

As promised!

Everytime my student loans through Navient goes up I post about it. 11.250% and counting.