Hear me out we all know that Spite would def approve and adore having Lucanis be with Rook but wouldn’t it be funny if Spite actually is really annoyed by Lucanis’ pining?
No Lucanis Spite doesn’t want to hang out with Rook for the 537th time this week because Spite can’t stand how his host never acts on his feelings. What do you mean Lucanis is shy. This mf doesn’t shy away from a kill so why does he get squirmy about this Rook
Spite can’t even be bothered to fight against Lucanis and just stays quiet, kinda like the dead Peter Griffin lying on the floor in boredom












