Oct 27, 2017
My favorite joke: A local traveling zoo just came into town. My wife and I paid the $10 admittance and once were inside there’s only one exhibit; there’s a pit and in the middle is a dog in a lion’s mane. It was a shih zu
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My favorite joke: A local traveling zoo just came into town. My wife and I paid the $10 admittance and once were inside there’s only one exhibit; there’s a pit and in the middle is a dog in a lion’s mane. It was a shih zu
how do you get a pikachu on a bus? you pokemon
this one sat in my inbox for awhile because i didn’t get it and now i feel like an idiot
Why are aspirin small, white, and smooth? Because if they were big, grey, and wrinkly it'd be an elephant
dammit
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? ... One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.
I was expecting an anti joke, this was a pleasant surprise lmao
why couldn't the life guard save the hippie??? *stoner voice* cause he was too far out, man!!!!
A man died this isn’t time for word play!!
What do you call it when two giraffes collide? A GIRAFFIC JAM
FUCK
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean
a busty crustacean you say? Becca told me this was the first thing that came to mind lol
If april showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?.....Genocide
Put this in the history books pls