#splatoon incorrect quotes

[lordoftime01]

Pearl: Dom or sub?

Callie: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

[loz-the-noob]

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[briceterry]

Marie: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Chell: Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed.

Agent 8: Bogos binted?

Chell: What…?

Agent 8: *Speaking Octarian*

Chell: Photos printed?

Agent 8: What.

[lilacnekonoir]

Three: How is the prettiest person here?

Eight: I don't know. How are they?

Three: *flustered* I-

Four, yelling from another room: I'm doing great thanks!

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

Eight: Good morning Quartz. how have you slept?

Four: Ugh ... I've been having the weird nightmares the past few weeks - I've been fighting you over and over. It's exhausting and has been ruining what little sleep I get.

Eight: ...

Four: It started back during Off the Hook's tour, when Marina wanted me to be a part of this project she was working on. Unfortunately Classes were picking up and I couldn't spare the time.

Eight: What are these Nightmares like?

Four: Well, it's a team of me and a few others ... You're wearing a white leotard in all of the dreams it's all a bit fuzzy and disconnected.

Eight: ... We are going to visit Marina and Pearl. I think I know the source of these bad dreams.

Four: Actually, I've got a lot of homework-

Eight: I will ensure they pay off your loans.

Four: ...

Four: So how soon can we get going?

[incorrect-quotes-for-everyone]

Order, for the sake of the whole world... I, AGENT 8, will strike you down!

-Eight during the Overlorder Phase 4 intro

[frog-man-moments]

agent 8 to agent 4:

agent 8: wait so you're a redditor? and a discord mod? omg thats so hot