#splorch

[clownsguild]

the kofi store is open NOW with seven (7) clowns available to purchase!! get em while they're hot!!

[nrcy-d]

New characters (well not new but I finally got the chance to introduce them)

Hadley s.

age: 28

she is a sneaky bunny that just enjoys manipulating ppl around her for wealth. Once left by her husband on her wedding day

splorch

a few thousand years old

orginally was sum piece of magma n turned into whatever they are now durring some experiments.

Parenting the following characters

Boss Bossblob

age: a few hundred

status: dead (was murdered. He has sum thing for his murderer which is kind of disturbing ngl)

Boss bossblob is related to Motley bossblob. He was abandoned by the Bossblob family due to his appearance back in the past.

He behaves quite childish and likes to pull out sum extreame pranks n jokes. A huge fan of dark humor

Hangry (they called him like that since there are no further information about him)

age: probably between 11-18 maybe younger

status: alive (several body damages)

Hangry has a similar appearance to Ludwig but his color tones are darker. he has a Buck tooth like ludwig (diff is that Hangry somehow managed to break his tooth).

He isn´t good at building sentences ( he gets really excited while talking too so)

he has a passion for building robots

[sirachaarts]

it's splorchin time

(thank you @psigreen for the incredible commission)

[cartoonkoopalings]

UPDATED LOOKS 3

Cheatsy koopa: The sneakiest out of the koopalings, the Emperor of Eavesdropping, the king of getting out of chores, Cheatsy Koopa! He still does his job of spying on the Mario brothers with his little group of friends that consist of Pyre a splorch from the sprixie kingdom who also happens to be his boyfriend, a dud bobomb , a Boo named casp and a lone shyguy. He has a thing for roller skating and recently took up lava boarding which pure helps with the latter. Him and bigmouth still go out to ruins in Darkland to find artifacts that might help in Kingdads schemes. He's sustained quiet a few scars over the years from the different failed plans,

Pyre: A splorch that came to darkland with Jack and a multitude of POW-ups through a glitched clear pipe from the sprixie kingdom. Not much is known about him other than he is made of lava and eats magic. He had a bit of an incident at Boom and Kooky's wedding. The larger gaunt almost skeletal like form is when his core hungers for magic. He spent a month before the wedding stewing in his own hunger before it took hold. But he's chill now thanks to both jack and Cheatsy who managed to get him calm before he did more damage to the castle. As of late he'd gone for a more shirtless look, Cheatsy calls him his lava lamp. He tends to take his core out when he and Cheatsy go lava boarding, he's the one pulling the board while he swims through the lava.

Hop Koopa: the youngest out of the Brat pack being just a few minutes younger than his brother Hip, he is already taller than his brother despite being almost identical as young children. Now a teen he hopes to find his own identity, he now has an interest in science thanks to a certain science project he and hip made in school because of this, hop hangs out with Kooky in his lab as his older brothers assistant. Hop is also trans (ftm) and came out to his family at 10. As kooky once answered, "due to dimensional similarities, Hop will probably be as tall as me before he's 20" well said prediction is coming true, minus the added height of his palm tree he's already 5'9" and still growing. He still trains his chain chomps with his brother Hip.

Hip Koopa: the shortest and one of the younger kids out of the family, Hip has a lovely for the circus and all things fun and silly, he also loves winter and has a bad habit of donning a penguin suit POW-up and pelting unsuspecting passerby with snowballs...friend or foe, family or random folks, nobody is safe from this. The music from snow mountain seems to follow him when he gets like this. Fun fact thanks to Cheatsy, both him and Hop know how to drive a real-world car, and have visited Miami in the past .....they don't know nothing about a body. But due to this Hip has grown to love go-kart races and wants to compete now that he's older. He also has a new little chomp he's training, flurry is his name.

[spockvarietyhour]

Emergency use of a Civil War cannon, Fear the Walking Dead “Reclamation”

[theshotgunsailor]

If you want something clipped you have to do it yourself…

silly putty Kaled…

[nobletoatea]

A delectable dessert topped with a thick layer of whipped cream is thrown towards he Gloucester heir. He's heard enough rumors of his advances on the women around Garreg Mach. If Lorenz knew what was good for him, he would know to never cross boundaries with regards to Lady Rinea.

Roll: 1! Total Miss

Lorenz blinked with surprise as a moist sounding item hurtled to the ground next to him as he was carrying his other pie from Lucina. So this really was an aggressive game. “Berkut I’m apalled at you! Us nobles are beyond such nonsense!” He scowled. “Clean that up!” He huffed and strided down the hall.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Splorch

Debut: Super Mario 3D World

We all know Fryguy from Super Mario Bros. 2, right? The living fire guy with a weirdly shaped black mask thingy around his eyes?

Well, this is not him. This is an orb. And like most orbs, they roll. Yeah, just your average ground-dwelling orb, not the kind of mystical orb that floats. Not yet, at least! I’ll update this post once Splorch has ascended from the mortal plane. Only the best for our readers!

So, back to rolling. Splorch rolls and rolls, and leaves a trail of lava behind, like a snail’s slime or something, because it is a messy orb. Teach it some manners! Hit it with any attack to send it back into the lava from whence it came. But be careful, because soon after you do that, it will hop back out, ready to roll again! 

There is nearly nothing that can stop this orb from rolling! It is simply one of the most efficient orbs in town.