in honor of the ticker being rebooted i also rebooted my design for the ticker. love you the ticker <3

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in honor of the ticker being rebooted i also rebooted my design for the ticker. love you the ticker <3
reminiscing about blaseball, so here's a shitload of Ohio worms propaganda/memes that I made on my phone throughout the seasons. I think I actually made a lot of these while I was on vacation halfway across the country lmao
anyways. worms writhe forever. g'dirt
I was incinerating your johnnyboy and it turns out he had blue confetti in his pocket. yeah it went flying everywhere and passersby mistook it for a gender reveal party. It was a whole thing. So yeah we posthumously gave johnnyboy he/him pronouns. sorry
wow ok just checked the site now that I'm home from work and I've decided that the sim does actually hate the ohio worms in particular. no blessings for the worms AGAIN. johnnyboy aster is fucking dead. former beloved worm player scratch deleuze is cursed. bad things are happening in ohio
so so so so SO funny to me that no eclipse events have successfully happened to the ohio worms yet. the worms have parried every umpire that tried
but whats even BETTER is that the two effects that the worms have parried? curse and swear.
the worms have surpassed the need for profanity. swoomba incarnate. g'fuck banned permanently in the state of ohio
the shadow over infield (ohio eclipse)
I love how practically every fan of blaseball has like. their own little corner of players they care a lot about alongside the big popular major ones. like a large amount of fans will some sort of opinion or interpretation of jaylen hotdogfingers, chorby soul, mike townsend and the like, but chances are if I talk to a fan from another team half of the players they REALLY care about are ones I didn't even know existed and it's amazing
wait wait wait blaseball being over means that the last thing that happened to the Ohio worms was johnnyboy aster being assigned male at death