#spm shitpost

[the-names-quishe]

Dimentio but it's that one tumblr post

[kogglyuffs]

based on a friend's suggestion

[interdimensionalvoid]

Starting a Blumiere’s dad hate club who wants to join

[interdimensionalvoid]

Guys if he:

Stargazes with you

Proposes to you

Sneaks out of his castle to see you

Promises that you can find a place where you’ll be happy

Has a father that wants you dead

Is actually not human

Is actually tribe of darkness

Tries to destroy the world after his father curses you and he thinks you’re dead

That is not your man

That is count bleck

And you should probably try to not be cursed by his dad

[interdimensionalvoid]

[interdimensionalvoid]

I have this printed out on a sticker

[interdimensionalvoid]

The entire bleck gang are such poor little meow meows tbh

[interdimensionalvoid]

Dimentio: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.