#spnatural

[clorm]

Okay i know i like dead ass hate supernatural with a passion and i have moved on bc ngl that show got so bad but like why the fact they gave yall an actual love confession and then a bury your gays trope right afterwards like doesnt even surprise. Like can u imagine if home boy didnt die after that whole ass confession and then the writers of the show actually had to do they job. Damn that sucks

[spnaturalconfessions]

[ghostwinchesters]

You Started It (Supernatural One Shot)

Summary: Dean and Sam Winchester break out in a prank war on each other. (Sammy and Dean being brothers. Not a Wincest fic.)

Pairing: None

Warning: Cussing? (Sorda not really...), mention of drownings

Word Count: 797

A/N: I actually originally wrote this for a contest on Wattpad. And I figured I could post it on Tumblr. (This is in Sam’s POV.) (GIFs not mine.)

Dean walked into the motel to find me fumbling with my mouse.

“What’s wrong, Sam? Can’t get your laptop to work?”

“Yeah, the mouse isn’t wor-” I turned the mouse over. “Dean. Did you do this?” I showed him the bottom, covered in a piece of tape.

Dean looked up innocently. “Do what?”

I pulled the sticky tape off. "Just remember, Dean... You started it.”

“It was the heat of the moment, telling me what your heart-”

I sat up suddenly, freaking out.

I looked at the radio. It was Tuesday. My panic level was rising. If-

Dean came out of the bathroom, brushing his teeth. “Two in a row!” He was snorting. “The look on your face- You look terrified, man.”

I got up, glaring at him and gritting my teeth. “It’s not funny. If we really were back in that time loop, you could die right now, choking on your toothbru- Wait... You're brushing your teeth.”  I started cracking up.

"And?" He kept brushing.

“So much for two pranks in a row!”

Dean looked confused, turned around, spit his toothpaste out, and yelled, “Sam!” He stalked out of the bathroom. “Sam.” His voice was quieter, trying to compose himself, while I was still laughing. “Why are my teeth-” He tightened his jaw. “Why are my teeth purple?”

I stopped laughing and smirked. “It’s called food coloring, Dean.”

“You put food coloring on my toothbrush?”

I frowned and shrugged slightly. “Um, yeah?”

“So I’m gonna be walking around all day long with-" He made a face again"-purple teeth?”

“It’s glow in the dark too.”

“Perfect. Just perfect.” Dean shook his head and threw his hands in the air. “And now I have to get a new toothbrush too.”

I got up. “We gonna go eat?”

“Yeah... I’m gonna go eat with purple teeth,” he grumbled while pulling on his jacket. “Somebody’s gonna say something about it.”

I grabbed my laptop, opened the motel door, and walked out to the Impala to avoid Dean’s complaining, laughing again.

Sitting at the diner, I read out loud to Dean as he ate his sausage and eggs. “‘Summer 1937, Lance Grander was found drowned in Jansen’s Pond.’ Says here that the cops thought it was an accident. But check this out. The guy who drowned last week? James Dannigan? He was the grandson of Austin Dannigan, the guy said to have been with Grander just a little before Grander died. The police refused to look into it though, because Austin Dannigan was one of the richest and most powerful men in the-”

I stopped reading when I heard a little girl whispering to her mom as they walked past our booth. “Mommy? Why does that man have purple teeth?”

The woman glanced at Dean. “Shh… I don’t know, sweetie. But don’t say things like that out loud. You might offend…” They walked out of earshot.

“Gee, thanks, Sammy.”

Dean took a bite of his food and a swig out of his bottle. I watched him while I ate my burger.

Lance Grander’s bones were salted and burned, and we were having a late dinner on the way to our next job, down in New Mexico.

“Geez, this food is spicy.” Dean sipped some more of his drink.

I held in my laughter and almost choked on my food.

“Since when are bacon burgers this friggin’ hot?” He grabbed his bottle and downed at least half of it. His face was turning red and he was coughing and gagging.

I was laughing now, not even trying to stop. He was so occupied he didn’t even notice. He reached for his bottle again, but I decided to have mercy. I grabbed it and put it down next to my plate.

“Dude. I’m dying over here. Give me my drink.”

I shook my head and called a waitress to our table. Attempting to talk without snorting, I asked her, “Can you bring my brother here a cup of water- No wait. Milk would be better.”

She nodded and walked off in the direction of the bar.

I looked back at Dean. He was still choking and coughing. I smirked, trying not to laugh again.

Dean glanced up, starting to look suspicious, as the waitress brought a glass of milk to our table. He chugged it down and set the cup on the table, glaring at me. “Son of a bi-" He coughed again. "What did you do, Sam?”

I laughed. “I paid a waitress to put the spiciest thing she could think of into your drink while you were in the bathroom. I think it was some kinda chili powder.”

Dean kept glaring, as he signaled to a waitress for another glass of milk.

I smirked and shrugged. “Hey, you started it…”

[dadstielkline]

Supernatural Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Dean: You’re never too young to know learn about our national no snitching policy.

Castiel: You want me to kill that guy for you?

Sam: My dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self esteem.

Jack: Instead they see a 28 year old healthy man trying his best!

John: My children are not gonna be playing outside on the grass. They will be up in their rooms playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles.

Charlie: I’m very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I’m under.

Kaia: I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.

Claire: Adult life is already so goddamn weird. 

Lucifer: I’m sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m mean and loud. It’ll probably happen again.

Michael: Something bad happened here. You hope it was a miracle. Probably not.

Crowley: That’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse.

Kevin: You could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.

Mary: I don’t look worse. I just look old.

Mick: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Meg: I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Gabriel: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Bobby: I’ll keep all my emotions in here and one day, I’ll die.

Rowena: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Metatron: I quit drinking because I used to black out and “ruin parties”.

Donna: I try to remain positive even though I must admit things are getting pretty sticky.

Garth: I look like I was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then just walked right out here.

Chuck: It’s much easier to not do things than to do them.

Ellen:  Some people give off a vibe of ... right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me”.

Balthazar: I’m gay and I’d like a few dollars.

Benny: God, I guess they’re finally gonna kill us all - alright.

Jody: I don’t care for these new Nazis and you may quote me on that.

Ash:  Eat ass, suck dick, and sell drugs!

[spnaturalconfessions]

[thesoapiestsolution]

SPN nod to CSI

So I was rewatching Supernatural S3 E1 “The Magnificent Seven,” and I’m pretty sure there was a subtle nod to CSI in there.  At 14:23, after the blonde chick kills the other girl for the shoes, the crime scene guy is taking a blood sample off the curb and in the background another man says, “Well you better call Grissom.” Anyone else in the fandom have any thoughts?

[eva-plantz]

Today I was at the airport at 5:30 this morning and “Heat of the Moment” came on over the speaker and I almost lost my shit. It honestly made my flight.

[orangehairgel-blog]

MY MOM WAS A COOL TEEN

sO GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT TODAY??? MY MOM KNEW THE ORIGINAL @bandkansas!!! SHE WENT TO A RANCH IN KANSAS ON FRIDAY NIGHTS with her friends cuz she was cool AND LISTENED TO THEM AND TALKED TO THEM AND I HEAR THIS AND INTERNALLY FREAK OUT (can't outwardly freak cuz I'm a secret fan) SHE SAID THAT THEY TRIED "Carry On Wayward Son" and it, quote "wasn't as good as the radio (version)" SRSLY THO THIS IS, I don't know what this is...