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Sam: Has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful?

Gabe: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papá forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

Gabe: Alright laddies, who wants to hear a joke??

Sam: Not now, Gabe

Gabe: Pleeeeeaaaassseeee

Sam: Fine, but only if you promise to be quiet after

Gabe: Okay okay, I promise

Gabe: Get ready for the biggest joke you'll ever hear

Gabe: Ahem

Gabe: Donald Trump

At a diner

Sam: *pointing to Dean's plate* What kind of sauce is that?

Dean: The place's signature sauce

Cas: *muttering under his breath* How the fuck do you make sauce out of someone's handwriting...

In the cage

Lucifer: Just call me Mitochondria

Lucifer: ..........

Lucifer: CAUSE I'M THE POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL!!!

*gets jumped by Michael*

Jack: I wonder what blended cucumber tastes like..

Claire: Isn't that an actor?

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