#spongematch

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some miscellaneous characters lol

[saccharinemeat]

shout out to @spongypilled !

[spongematch]

HELLO HELLO HELLOOO

welcome to my humble spongematch abode!!!! my name is ellis. i will bw your host

go ask questions (not before reading below first)

as you could clearly tell this is an ASK BLOG, spongy x match centric! if that makes you uncomfortable, i understand, and i am absolutely not forcing you to look so the door is that way bye bye love you muah

before you drop any questions or whatever in thy inbox i want you to keep in mind that this blog is run by a real person with a life and his own boundaries so while i permit that yoi be as weird as possible please be mindful of me (specially since i am only little. im judt a miner ⛏️) anywayyysss uh suggestive-ish questions are Okay but don't go too overboard. i am 14 ok go shoo ask your shit

[spongyist]

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[spongyist]

Any spongematch headcannons ?? ^_^

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AHHHGH WHERE DO I START ahem whips out my spingenatch index puts on a pair of reading glasses OKAY UHM where do i start ah ah ah

match is extremely judgemental to the point where spongy has to repress his autism (/j) around her cause she'll make fun of him for it... he'll get excited about like spaceships or origami or some other gay shit he loves and match would be like omg space. what r u like 12 years old 😂😂😂😂 and he's like hahaha yeah but he's genuinely really sad about itHHERLP

they both get jealous very easily but neither of them know how to handle that cause spongy just cries about it instead of saying anything and match gets angry at spongy and accuses him of cheating or just doesn't talk to him and shuns him until he figures out she's mad at him (spongy might be tempted to ignore her when he's upset too but she immediately goes TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH and he's like YES MAAM 😨)

also if you tried to tell spongy to break up with her cause she's abusive he would get so defensive and be all like NO SHE'S NOT SHE LOVES ME YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 ok thanks for coming to my ted talk HEBHE

[spongyist]

hi oomf!!! (THIS IS GRASSY ON OUR NORMAL NOT FREAKY TUMBLR IGNORE OUR PINNED POST,,, !!@&@^)

anywayz your spongematch headcanons...... delightful. how long do you think their relationship would last

AAHHGGGGG Heyyyyy oomfington :3 UAAHH THANK YOU I LOVE SPONGEMATCH I LOVE IT this question. ive considered this tons of tijmes but i always get sad thinking ab their relationship ending (look at this fucking dumbass getting upset over hte prospect of two fictional characters breaking up lolll SOTOP) HOWEVER. i do think they have a very on and off relationship where its always match being like IM DONE WITH YOU YOU TREAT ME LIKE SO BAD (ironic) and then like maybe a day later she acts like nothing happened God they're like children sorry

if they do ever break up for good im not sure WHO would be the one making the choice cause for one as much as match acts like she hates spongy i think shes like extremely attached to him and dreads the thought of him realizing he deserves better than her more than anything and spongy's just her bitch so.... theyre together forever source : me /j

[spongyist]

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[spongyist]

you think match would get weirdly defensive of spongy over time,after secret dating for a while? like her and pencil,maybe even needle are talking shit on spongy calling him fat or ugly and match IS laughing but it's like. she gets a bit defensive when they call him dumb or something like,gross. and she's like 'oh hes not that bad!'

alternatively,getting TOO into "insulting" him like. pencil being like 'ew imagine having to kiss spongy,yuck!' and match is like "yeah who would want to kiss a guy like spongy, i absolutely wouldn't want to kiss someone that's fat and would probably try and make it a deeper kiss and he is probably so soft to the touch and and-" and pencil is like "...girl what?"

OHHH YEA. YEAH ABSOLUTELY the latter is so good i love her so much girl you are not SLICK!!!!!;;;;1 she'd start taking every opportunity to talk about him (even if it's negatively) trying to make it seem like she's not actually into him but she just makes it PAINFULLY obvious like randomly she'll go "GOD spongy is so dumb and stupid and fat ahahaha he's so dumb ugh i bet he doesn't even know how to talk to girls i bet he'd get all shy and flustered and he'd start stuttering like an idiot if i kissed him he'd get all shy he's so dumb and stupid and he's so dumb and stupid and dumb and du" and pencil's like girly what the fuck is your problem. IM CRAZY ABOUT THEM GOOD BYE