#spooky thoughts

[lilmissectogasm]

EctoFiles Day 3- I can’t take this mask off. It’s fused with my face

[scoundrellyfeline]

Me the second October hits:

(Video found on discord, but I did add the text in iMovie)

[aspookybitchesthoughts]

My thoughts on a South Park/PJO crossover au I will never write.

Okay so our main 4 boys are all demigods! Whooooaaahhhh! but if this is so, who are they’re godly parents? Well let me tell you.

Kyle - Athena

Now you may be saying, “boooo! basic! of couse you put the smart character in the smart cabin booo!” And you’d be right I did. But for more than just smart kid = smart cabin. Athena is the goddess of wisdom yes, and battle strategy. Athena kids are known not just for being smart, but also for being incredible strategists and problem solvers. They also tend to be rather stubborn. Kyle would fit right in! He’s overall a smart, rational kid, and there are multiple instances of him coming up with great, functional plans (Free Willzyx and La Petit Tourette for example).

Cartman - Nemesis

If you’ve read the books, you probably know who Nemesis is. If not, Nemesis is the goddess of revenge. Now here’s my fun reasoning. So they all get to camp and everyone, Cartman included, thinks he’ll be the son of Ares because he’s mean and Ares and Athena have beef but then BAM no its Nemesis! And Cartman would be all mad because there’s NO WAY his godly parent is a MINOR goddess! But like, it fits. Now if you’ve seen South Park then you know Cartman only has a mom. Then how does he have a goddess parent? Because it was proven his mom is actually his dad. THEREFORE ITS LITERALLY PERFECT AND IM A GENIUS.

Kenny - Thanatos

Hear me out! I know Thanatos doesn’t have any canon kids or even a cabin at camp. But disregarding the Cthulhu thing for greek demigods, it could explain his superowers/curse! “Well why not Hades?” you say. Because Hades is the god of the dead, NOT the god of death and therefore cannot bring people back from the dead. However there’s never been a child of Thanatos and thus there’s no precedent for the kind of abilities his children may have. Making him the perfect candidate to have a child like Kenny.

Stan - ???

Stan I’m unsure of, to be honest. I could go the easy way out and say Dionysus the god of wine and theater. But he’s so obviously Randy’s son I feel like his godly parent would be his mother. I could say Demeter, which is where he gets his love for animals and animal rights and saving the Earth. (See Fun with Veal and Whale Whores) Or I could say Tyche goddess of luck for the irony of his bad luck in newer episodes. Or I could say Nike goddess of victory and lean more into his sporty football side. I don’t know.

Ooh! I’ll make it a poll!!

Who would be Stan’s godly parent?

Dionysus

Demeter

Tyche

Nike

Other (comment what you think)

Voting ended onAug 10, 2023

[rheeinbflat]

Holy Shit

I’m 18 today

[spookyeyeimagery]

I really wanna do a fandom cocktail blog of my own???? But like. How do people even afford all that alcohol? The mixers? The gear? I work AT A LIQUOR STORE but I can't afford many bottles, it's a rare treat to buy anything over $20 and I rarely even do THAT.

[aspookybitchesthoughts]

Kenny Rant

This got really long. I’m sorry.

I wanna talk about Kenny because he’s my favourite. And he’s a silly little guy. I may be projecting a teensy bit but Im just going to scream into the void and you can listen if you want.

Kenny is Cartman’s best friend. Kenny is Butters’ best friend. These can coexist.

Kenny is not saving Butters from Cartman. 2 Reasons:

1. Butters is not an uwu boi who needs protecting. He’s an asshole who’s a little too trusting sometimes.

2. Kenny is not some flirty strong dude-bro. He’s an asshole and a quiet kid who’s just happy to be included.

That’s not to say that I don’t ship Bunny. I do (sue me). but more like a teacher who seats two kids next to each other because they’d be cute together, than as an actual canon ship.

Another thing real quick is Kenjorine. I do wish people would give Marjorine more of Butters’ personality, but someone’s take was that in the episode “Marjorine” Butters never wanted to be Marjorine, therefore she’s just used as a love interest for Kenny, is objectively wrong. Yes Marjorine was Cartman’s idea. Yes Butters was hesitant. But no one can deny how happy Butters looked as Marjorine and the fun she had. Is Marjorine hyperfeminized? Yes absolutely, and it is annoying. But headcanons are okay! Transfem Butters who goes by Marjorine, Genderfluid Butters who can go by Marjorine, etc, yes go for it! But claiming Marjorine is NOT Butters and JUST a love interest for Kenny? :/ Its all fun and games here. Let people have fun and games.

Anyway, back to Kenny because no one understands him like I do.😔

(again, yelling into the void these are my opinions. you can characterize him however you want he’s not real)

KENNY IS NOT A FLIRTY WHORE. He is kind of a pervert who probably had unrestricted internet access and found porn waaaaayyyy to early. But that does not mean he’s a total slut who will sleep around with anyone and everyone. On a similar note, he’s also not mr. popular either. He’s a quiet kid. He doesn’t talk a lot and often fades into the background. He enjoys hanging out with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. I can only think of one time he willing chose not to hangout with Cartman. He enjoys it! He loves going along with they’re crazy shenanigans! He loves to be included. Because if he’s not included, he’s forgotten about. He dies all the time and no one remembers. He misses out on so much. I’m sure he feels really left out sometimes. (If you like the someone remembers headcanon), does anyone ever catch him up on what happened after he dies?

Imma leave that question there and move on. Kenny is obviously a wonderful brother who cares deeply about his family. However I really wish the show touched more on his relationship with Kevin. Do they bond over shared trauma? Or grow apart because of how similar Kevin is to their father? I like to think that they’re close. But they likely aren’t.

Slight switch. Another characterization I see a lot is that Kenny is a crackhead or similar. I really don’t think Kenny would do a lot of drugs. He lived in a household that had a meth lab in the back yard and his parents were almost always drunk or high. I don’t think he would want that for himself. I know there’s that one episode where he gets high on cat piss and daffodils or something. That’s there. It exists. I know. I would like to think he would have some character development between 8 years old and the typical 16-21 years he’s usually aged up to. I don’t know though, it was never mentioned again. You’re entitled to your own opinion but I just don’t think he’d stick with it.

I think imma stop here. Theres more I could say and I could probably make a whole other post on Mysterion alone but I’ll only do that if it’s asked for.

[rheeinbflat]

I turn 18 in 10 Days

[spookypanda04]

It's an irrational fear of mine that one night I'll be laying in bed, glasses off, and go to plug in my phone and get my hair caught in the charging port and set myself on fire.