Alright Arc, I'll bite; what exactly is going on in fields of mistria and in what way is it better than Stardew, and also how many hot queer women are there to (presumably) date?
I played a lot of Stardew but unfortunately I found the experience of it very shallow. And I fully understand it's such a fucking hard needle to thread. Moon Channel pointed out that the sweet spot of these games is a feeling of being welcome and not overwhelmed. So if every character you meet is, as he phrased it (talking about Coral Island), "the coolest person your coolest cousin knows," then you don't feel welcome and the game will not hook you.
Fields of Mistria fucking nails this because there are some child NPCs in FOM that have more character than the combined NPCs of Pelican Town.
As for the love interests.... I'll make a fast ranking.
BACHELORETTES
5. Celine
I do NOT dislike her at all, don't let the rating fool you, she is just not at all my type. She's the Box Art Girl but less Shiori Fujisaki and more Liara T'Soni, if you get what I mean.
She's the florist of the town, is super friendly and a little silly. I like her!
4. Adeline
Oh my gd I adore her. Adeline is the Isabelle of the game, she runs the town on an administrative level and she's extremely good at it. She loves doing government paperwork out in the sunlight! She helps Nora with her taxes! She believes in the power of local government and by gd so do I.
3. Reina
Objectively speaking I think Reina has to be the the hottest girl in town and always gives the vibe that she is into you, which I think is very important in games with dating sim elements. You want at least some of the options to be proactive with their interest and MAN REINA SURE IS.
She helps run the inn and comes from what seems to be a lineage of hot people.
2. Juniper
Juniper is fucking hilarious. She is the villain of every early Sailor Moon arc but now she runs a bathhouse that def isn't a front for some shady magical biz.
She does the Villainous Anime Woman laugh and she has a dog named Dozy who just sleeps all day.
She is so mean and so funny and just pitch perfect. Her weekly lowkey squabbles with Valen at the Inn are my favorite writing in the game. The fucking scene with the super rare expensive wine l m a o.
Valen
LIFE GOALS? WIFE GOALS? who could say!
Valen is the town doctor, she is more than a little posh, her petty fights with Juniper are hilarious, and everything about the look and the fit and the vibe is just 😍
Unfortunately she and Juniper are so good together I worry I'm interfering with some destined perfect kismesissitude....













