Baisemain- Garus and Laura :3
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
(haha fuck this'll be cute and also 1000% trash)
He'd been reading some books an watching some movies. Not the ones Mordin gave him, of course, they were nowhere near that part. They were old romance stories so that he could get the general idea of how human romances generally worked.
Humans and turians had a lot in common, but there were so many different social cues that he would need to learn. He decided to try some out, and work out how wooing a human woman would work, and then she walked into the main battery- doing everyone else's job as usual- she wasn't expecting the greeting.
"You're here," He held out a hand for her, dipping forward slightly. She gave him a very suspicious look (more so since she hadn't long woken up) but held her hand out in kind. "My lady," He took her hand gently in his- it always would amaze him how many fingers humans had- and pressed it briefly to his mouth, kissing it gently.
"What are you doing," She carefully pulled her hand back, looking at him like he was possibly insane.
"Er-," He stood up straight again and rubbed the back of his neck. He didn't really have an explanation other than the truth. "I was- I read some books about human courtship and I thought since you had an interest in me..."
She burst into laughter at this, waving a dismissing hand.
"I think your books might have been a bit outdated. It's sweet but nobody does that anymore."
Garrus' fringe tinged blue in humiliation and, "Oh," He silently got back to work.
