Rogue⚔Trickster

the horrors persist but so do i

[thequirkyllama]

Frieren: we have to be quick!!

Frieren: fuck we weren't quick enough

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bigmouthlass]

Now for my next magical trick . . .

Good form but a little shaky on the landing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I meant that, I meant that, that's exactly how I wanted that to look.

Fuckin meow.

That's going on my highlight reel.

My patron saint is Buster Keaton.

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[potsiefaerie]

Get peer reviewed:

[jv]

This is not just serious illness.

It’s any illness.

No one should be forced to work if they have the flu, or even a cold.

[maru6]

[undergroundrot]

A Victorian dollhouse, late-1800s

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this looks sturdier than most real houses built in the last 50 years

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[miichiyochin]

don’t smoke on bed lol

[louizee-ly-yours]

Later that night :

Thinking about flexibility

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case-locked]

Consider:

[welshirishscottsman]

i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate

[naturecalls111]

Sanji's Waist

[calebisdrawing]

I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.

[orisnitsa]

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

[bi-widower-dads]

REINCARNATION PROMPTS (from the web, the mind of @scary-grace, and assorted musicians)

- Finding a bundle of love letters from a previous life.

- One character is reincarnated with memories of their past life. The other isn’t.

- A character begins to have dreams about their previous life

- “I know I’ve loved you before.” Melissa Etheridge

- Watching as a ghost while one’s partner is reincarnated over and over again

- A character experiences the space between death and their next reincarnation

- A character is reincarnated again at the beginning of their life with a chance to live it over again — and maybe get another chance with the one who got away

- A malevolent entity curses to characters to continually miss each other in their subsequent reincarnations

- Two characters overcome the odds to be together in every reincarnation

- Characters reincarnated in different times communicate through dreams

- “In another life, you were mine.” Beth Whitney

- A character meets their reincarnated partner in the same spot where their partner died

- Each life with a character’s partner ends in tragedy. One of the characters must choose whether or not to be reincarnated again

- Two characters are reincarnated hundreds of thousands years after the time in which they originally lived

- “I’ll search the world until there’s no place left to go, and if you leave then I will follow.” Lord Huron

- Two characters have had hundreds of weddings over the course of their reincarnations, but there’s something different about this one

- Two characters complete a ritual to bind their souls together for eternity. Neither of them expected eternity to last so long.

- One character believes in reincarnation. The other doesn’t.

- Two characters meet in every life, but they aren’t lovers every time

- “How long ‘til my soul gets it right?” Indigo Girls

- As two characters die together, one comforts the other with the thought of reincarnation

- After many lives of tragedy together, two characters finally get their happy ending

[micamoon]

If it's all in my head tell me now Tell me I've got it wrong somehow I know my love should be celebrated

tolerate it- Taylor Swift

🧡 Venus x Kunzite 🧡 in Sailor Moon manga, Sailor Moon Crystal and Sailor V manga.

[senshixshitennoulove]

By yueyue 小号

[venusxaino]

shit went down

[x-red-string-of-fate-x]

That’s right we met before in our past lives.