#spoopstain

[assassinregrets]

why liz that is a porn. i was not expecting a single porn and yet: a porn. i am very much disappointed in your choice to porn.

ur not my real dad

[swingsetindecember]

spoopstain replied to your post: spoopstain replied to you...

tell me they made out a lot, ravenously, against a brick wall while cora stole some kid’s bag of candy. tell me heather finally dragged stiles away by the hand and he said, high pitched, “call me!” but derek didn’t have his number.

derek wanted to yell out that he didn't have his number or name but that was when he saw cora tee peeing mr harris' car (super easy to find what with that sticker about imagination) so he was distracted, but his lips were bruised with the memory of the heated kisses of the snarky skeleton derek fell hook, line and sinker for. meanwhile stiles is helping heather's lil sister sort out candy when he immediately realizes he never gave the werewolf his number. and the only thing he can say as a descriptor is that he had rock hard abs and a dry wit that matched stiles' verve for sarcasm. and he is totally smitten despite not knowing how to find him. especially after that heated makeout that heather broke up. heather is just bogarting the reese's while stiles is moaning piteously about not knowing who the hottie werewolf is because srsly he's the future mr. stilinski 

[swingsetindecember]

spoopstain replied to your post: i need stiles and derek to meet while trick or...

awww

halloween brings out the romantic in me

[swingsetindecember]

spoopstain replied to your post: damn u, betp. werewolf ba...

spooky, scary

the rest of the song is hilariously sweaty

[swingsetindecember]

spoopstain replied to your post: lego teen wolf with kanima!...

Oh my fckign

i had way more fun making this than i should have

[somewhatstacey]

spoopstain replied to your post: Okay tumblr, this whole r...

follow ME it’s me BETP follow ME

I AM! ...I think... *checks* YES!

I remember because I needed to link something to you so I did the obligatory troll through the betp tag to see what your url was this week only to find you'd MOVED COMPLETELY AND I WASN'T FOLLOWING YOU ANYMORE AND IT WAS A VERY UPSETTING MOMENT FOR ME OKAY?!

[halffizzbin]

spoopstain replied to your post: spoopstain replied to you...

no man fuck grammar correction THE CAKE SLIDED. IF THE CAKE SLID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PURPOSEFUL, BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT SO IT FUCKING SLIDED FUCK THE POLICE

[halffizzbin]

spoopstain replied to your post: spoopstain replied to you...

that doesn’t mean correcting someone’s grammar in a condescending manner is not dickish behavior idc how panicky and clumsy you are at work you can fucking say slided if you want

LMAO no it wasn't even condescending! It was like how you'd speak to someone still learning English if you're trying to be helpful and encouraging.

FML.