#soupstain

[swingsetindecember]

a fic where derek is a werebird with strong eyebrow game

and like hangs out in a tree near stiles' work because of the foliage. oh my god shut up laura! it's for the foliage and nothing to do with that guy with the moles and honey eyes 

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soupstain replied to your post: “[[MOR] sooo I’m taking the train for a seven hours long trip in...”:

aw man. i know that feel viscerally well. do you have time to pop in a drugstore, get you some dramamine?

I've spent a few minutes sniffing the cinnamon and ginger from my spice rack (I'm that desperate) and rn I'm chewing on peppermint gum. But yeah, if it keeps up when I'm out imma stop by the pharmacy

oh no wait

PHARMACIES ARE NOT OPEN YET GDI

[halffizzbin]

Good news! California is one of six states that allow for extended family visits (formerly known as conjugal visits) So if he behaves Betp might get a chance to join her bride for a few days of his vacation.

DID YOU HEAR THAT BETP

Get in there and give him a nice shoulder rub and tell him he's pretty.

[halffizzbin]

soupstain replied to your post:soupstain replied to your post:...

vajailtion? jailcation?

Vacarceration?

[halffizzbin]

soupstain replied to your post: perfectlytense asked:"I BET IT'S ...

not when scott’s cute scrawny dweeb friend is possessed by an evil japanese spirit and you can’t do anything to help him

HE COULD GET OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS he's just coming up with a perfect plan to swoop in and save the day and make Scott swoon in brotherly gratitude and make Stiles tingle in appreciation okay he just needs a little break first GOSH

[swingsetindecember]

soupstain replied to your chat:me: my boom boom box is making me feel...

boom boom box

it's the life of the party

[swingsetindecember]

based of this post where Scott posts a Craiglist ad

11 REPTILES (beacon hills)

Hi, I am going through a difficult breakup and impulsively adopted 11 different types of reptiles over Craiglist. I have made a huge mistake. My roommate is furious.

I have 1 ball python, 7 various geckos, a bearded dragon and 2 red slider turtles.

They are all named “Allison”

No rehoming fee.

and now Scott has to find homes for them and meets Kira and Derek who both come over to adopt a pet. And Scott gets distracted by Kira (because they both instantly bond over turtles) so Stiles has to deal with Derek and Derek impulsively adopts 5 geckos because he  wants Stiles to help set up a gecko tank with him

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soupstain replied to your post: dylanobrienasm asked:do you take ...

DING DONG THAT IS WRONG NEVER SAY OR THINK THAT YOU ARE WORTHLESS AGAIN OR I WILL /HAUNT YOU/

SORRY BUTTERCUP

I'm worth things.

I'm worth like a whole sleeve of Thin Mints.