phil was so scandalised and sassy when he said ‘dan wouldn’t get married. ever.’ because he’s been trying to commit spousal life insurance fraud and dan is making it more difficult than it needs to be.
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phil was so scandalised and sassy when he said ‘dan wouldn’t get married. ever.’ because he’s been trying to commit spousal life insurance fraud and dan is making it more difficult than it needs to be.
Oh. Oh, that was so sweet. I’m so happy that happened.
Fallen London. I, ah. I have semi-accidentally acquired a spouse? By which I mean I wasn’t looking for a spouse, but I stumbled across this clay man getting mugged in Spite, so I helped out, and was informed that if I pursued the story I could get a platonic spouse. And he was very nice and polite, so I thought I’d see where it went?
That was so sweet. The second meeting was the pair of us just sitting quietly on a park bench together and enjoying each other’s silence. Then he invited me to stop by his place whenever I wanted to for the next little while, and again, we could just sit in silence together, or listen to each other, and then eventually he played music for me, because he makes his own instruments, and was so shy waiting for my reaction, and just in general that was so sweet.
So, yes. I have a spouse now? And he’s lovely.
The Pitt cast arrives for the Season 2 Premiere.
DGA Theater Complex | Los Angeles, CA | January 7, 2026
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in honor of side by side, one of my favorite Harry tweets
You can tell a man by his wardrobe.
concerned ape you will pay for this crime in blood