#spr postman

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⁉️ Postman making lil’ postman art? In 2024? Remarkable❗️

Postman & Aaron O’ Nare dialogue snippet under the tab 👍

Aaron O’ Nare: “Oh I love surprises, let me see!”

Postman: “Oh woah- hey!”

Aaron: “‘And there, sat ever so cutely on top of an envelope like a puppy in a tea cup, was’ -my friend- ‘Postman, being held by a much larger Postman. This tiny one that caught the bigger Postman’s gaze was somewhere around the size of a stamp.’ What a neat little surprise! Oh I do wonder how this little guys story will unfold…”

Postman: “Me too. Since you’re so good at stating the obvious though, do you mind telling me what he’s doing in my mailbag?”

Aaron: “That, I cannot answer. I do find it unfair however that the creator gave you a mini version of yourself but not me. Don’t I look so marketable with my shiny green tie and hat?”

Postman: “… I seriously don’t see what’s so cool about my wall that you have to stop and wink at it whenever you make a witty joke, but if it keeps you in the post office longer, then flirt with it all you’d like.”

Aaron: “It’s quite an enjoyable activity actually! I wouldn’t suggest you do the same though, the little you leaped away out the window while you took your eyes off him.”

Postman: “Sure ma- Sorry what was that last part? … Are you kidding the little guy was right here!”

Aaron: “Better go look for hiiiiim. Who knows, he might be eaten by boxhawks!”

Postman: “What?!”

Aaron: “It’s time to live up to your card description! I’ll see you there.

‘And Aaron disappears before Postman could say another word’.”

Postman: Sigh… “If only being a town hero was a part of my pay.”

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𝚂𝙰𝙿

‘Aaron gets arrested lmao’

SPR ft. Aaron o’nare / Postman

ーーーーーーーIN COURT:

𝚂𝙰𝙿 𝘝𝘰𝘭. 1: Upcoming Partners in Crime

“@.”

。ーーーーーーー

→ 𝘠’𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 2 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩!𝘵𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺ー𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘚𝘗𝘙 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 !

EDIT: THAT THEN GOT CANCELLED….

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Merry christmas in advance!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO!!! 🎄

🌟 I hope all of your presents are neatly wrapped and delivered well, you all deserve a good ol' break! :]

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📬 Wholesome dad moments with Postdad and Postson 📮

✉️ [Happy Postal Worker Day!!]

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… Hey, son?

Yeah?

Sorry for not being there for you when you were younger, kiddo..

It’s.. ok really, I don’t blame you.

I mean at least you’re here now, right?

Your old man’s gettin weak! Won’t be here for too long, but I’m glad to know a strong champ like you will take over for me, eh!

Heh I guess! Thanks Dad

Oh don’t thank me you goofball! It’s my duty as a dad after all (and postal worker… maybe)

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! Extras Under the Cut! 💌

✉️ I like to think their text messages are just the embodiment of r/oldpeoplefacebook lmao

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♡*:.｡.Happy Valentine’s Day!˳✧༚

take some postron lol