tell me about evan's terrible friends !!
thanks for the ask!! let me tell you about EVAN’S TERRIBLE FRIENDS, aka the jay hill crew:
• kingston sharpe – just ‘sharpe,’ because he’s a jrotc kid to the core – is the brains of the jay hill crew, by which i mean he has approximately one more brain cell than the rest of the crew combined, which is none; he’s supposed to be a ‘role model’ to his younger siblings, and he did boy scouts at one point but he stopped because he got bored; he stops doing most things because he gets bored; his parents think he’s dating paige but he’s very much aromantic; his plan is to join the army and get out of jay hill as soon as he’s graduated high school, if not earlier
• rafael medina, ‘rafa’ but only to his friends, the essence of chaotic energy that is the heart and soul of the jay hill crew; he claims ownership of 51% of the terrible plans the crew tries to enact to have fun and pass time; no matter what he does, though, he has a heart of gold and would never intentionally hurt a fly; probably the gentlest member of the crew, and acts as their moral compass when things head south; he and sharpe were best friends first, but then they added evan and paige in middle school and the four of them have been inseparable since
• paige hazard, ‘one of the boys,’ she started out as a tomboy addition to the group but in recent years has embraced the fact that she is 100% a butch lesbian; whatever terrible plans don’t belong to rafa usually belong to paige; the worst ones (like when they tried to spray-paint the highway sign leading into jay hill;; to make it ‘gay hill’;;) are nearly always her brainchildren; her parents don’t know exactly what she does but they support her every step of the way; she wants to be a professional artist and has had a few pieces submitted to very small local galleries
~ i’m bored, ask me questions about evan deroucy! ~















