"Works Like a Charm" - Professor Frink
Well little tape recorder, it's been a long few days, but now it's finally complete. I present to you... the Frink Labs Hack Tool! Wahey! The controls are very simple. All you need to do is strap the device onto your wrist like so..."
[click]
"And fire any one of these 'hack darts,' as I call them, into any Burns Corp. security machine. The darts will then send a remote to the hack tool on the user's wrist, which will allow the user to hack the machine from a distance. Now, allow me to demonstrate using this harmless tennis ball launcher. You just line up the scope here, and..."
[thwack]
"Wahey-glavin!"
[pause]
"Okay, I somehow managed to shoot the dart into my own eye. It's very painful. Uh, theortetically however, someone with much better aim than me could hack that machine from a large distance. Now that my eye has stopped leaking fluid, perhaps I could try it again. Let's see now..."
[thwack]
[distant] "Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get hack darts in it!"
"Sorry! About that... I really need to remember to close that door."