#sprite_lightning

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Kids keep coming into my work and asking for me to heal their pokemon which is great 'n all but I work at a gas station?? I cannot emphasise enough how much I cannot do that.

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Oh yeah posting my header just cause. My brother took a trip to Kanto earlier this year and found this sign and I've become obsessed with it. I have a hunch its not for Zapados's safety but for yours

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All dedicated pokemon trainers are either an unstoppable force or an immovable object

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Pinned post. Again

t's Sprite. He/it

'm a 20 yr old pokemon trainer born and raised in Unova. I live off route 4 rn.

I'm a professional dead end job haver and part time battle enthusiast. I honestly think people putting their trainer ID in their pinned kind of goes against basic internet safety. and yet.

-This is where I'm gonna put my trainer ID. 'm in the process of getting it renewed rn, get off my ass.

I was previously thatfailedpokemontrainer, but that url's well worn, and I think it's time for a fresh start. If you knew me back then no you didn't and also I'm sorry. Most of what was on my old account was tarousshit anyways- I was lying for fun and attention, and 't caught up to me.

Talk to me immediately if you're into: movies, urbex, sewing, complaining about unova, pokemon battling, scientific theory around pokemon battling, pokemon care, storms and probably more 'm forgetting. Heres my FAQ, based on questions I got from my old blog.

Mutuals pls tag images of flying types I don;t like them.

|| Hey hey hey. I'm back poke-posting again. Likes and follows come from my main @needtostopdeletingaccounts, which is like 90% rb's. If you want to see extra art of sprite and posts about it follow my oc blog @needtomakestuff.

THIS BLOG IS LOW STAKES.

BLOG RULES

Tagging system

#sprite_lightning - original text posts #sprite_movie - posts that are just sprite talking about movies or tv shows #sprite_png - posts that are in universe 'photographs' aka my art #[name] the [pokemon] - tagging convention for posts about sprites pkmn #others pokemon - post featuring pokemon that aren't sprites #team small rodent - posts featuring or about sprites friend Paris (@/battle-subway-ghost #team silly billy - posts featuring or about sprites friend Mylah (@/tinkatinkatrain) #team seamstress - posts featuring or about sprites friend (?) Kura (@/subzeroiceshard #irl_mention - posts featuring or about sprites irl friends (aka other ocs of mine) #Bolt_Strike - basically just posts I think are important (not an ic tag) #||ooc - for out of character posts

Triggers/content warnings will be tagged '#[subject] tw' eg, '#eyestrain tw'.

Though this blog is entirely low stakes, darker topics may be discussed on this blog occasionally. These include, delusions, child neglect/abuse, substance abuse, religious trauma, self harm and past suicidal ideation, all of which will be tagged accordingly.

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You should not be allowed to own more than like 15 pokemon without a permit imo. Like ppl will have 2 pokemon out and then 20 in their fucking PC and I don't know how to tell them that tamagotchi collection would be more rewarding

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There's something to be said about the social stigma around not owning any pokemon, because people are so weird they're so fucking weird about ittttt. But also. There are places, where people live. Where it would be fucking stupid not to to own a pokemon. If you have to walk to work through a forest absolutely teeming with creatures that could kill you. Idk man. Quit your job. Move, don't do this to yourself.

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ohhhhh im in so much fucking trouble

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really funny that people used to ask me for advice on pokemon care and stuff and just like. take my word for it. Yeah this seems complicated and scary... let me ask an emotionally volatile 17 year old on rotomblr dot com what to do...