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I heard your guys' relationship is complicated and sad

"Thanks. Just keep bringing that up, won't you?"

"Is that wound still a little tender, my dear?"

(Out Soon on Spinnin' Records)

Vox are your antennae sensitive like how Alastor's ears might be sensitive?

"Nngh... no comment."

"I believe that is a yes!"

Al how is ur waist so tiny despite consuming literal people whole?

"I have something of an insatiable hunger, you might say!"

"You know, I can always try to find something to satiate you."

Alastor, you're mixed right? Have you ever done anything with your hair, living or dead? Like have you ever gotten twists, dreads, braids?

"I am, but I can't say I have! I kept my hair short while I was alive, and this has been my hairstyle in death."

"Al, that's not a hairstyle, that's a fucking trainwreck."

OMG VOX YOU MIGHT JUST GET YOUR CHANCE! I think Lucifer would be receptive towards you

"Oh really now?"

"Please, I can think of few things less likely."

Alastor, let's play kiss marry or kill!

Or rather kiss marry or shag.

So for Vox would you: kiss, marry or shag Vox? YOU CAN ONLY SAY ONE OF THESE ANSWERS! Hehehe.

Please answer.

-Joney

"Isn't kill supposed to be an option?"

Not this time. You heard your options, Al.

"But I don't want to do any..." *sigh* "I suppose if I must choose, I'll go with marry, but I don't want this getting back to him!"

I mean, if you don't want Vox, why not just let Lucifer have him? I say as though we are talking about a toy and not a whole ass man.

"We might as well be talking about a toy! He's so fun to play with!"

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