#spy lady

[b0chelly]

There has to be a first time Bo is in monster form in the presence of mud in front of Spy Lady. His absolute horror when he watches her start rolling around in it. He is helpless and cannot stop the slop. He asks her if she’s proud of herself when she’s nearly finished coating herself. Bo nods yes and he has to continue with their conversation as if nothing happened bc he knows she wants to get him mad.

[b0chelly]

Bo was getting what she wanted very easily by being honest to the higher ups. This is what I’m bringing to the table: I can eat bullets and kill and kill and keep killing and spy and smuggle and terrorize and my goal aligns with yours let’s keep it that way c: . They want to assign her a handler so to speak, Bo insisted on a woman bc she thinks that would be hot. And it was, Spy Lady gave no fucks about telling her what to do, she didn’t care how big and scary Bo was. Spy lady grew up around horses, hunting hounds, and men. So she was very confident in her ability to handle Bo. Bo loooooved that. She enjoyed the process of being trained. It was very fun, because unlike an animal, Bo was seen as A Man thus much more easy to be annoyed with. You can’t exactly yell at a stallion for being a stallion, but you can yell at a man for being a slut. Dog can’t be immoral, but a man can be. She was also very good at throwing out subtle signs Spy Lady could pick up on when Bo was genuinely in a less human mindset. So she believed she could tell if she’s lying or if she deserves a little more patience. Big dumb man in monster form shoving her big wet nose in her face for attention can be scolded, but a big dumb monster somehow seeming very small and anxious looking for comfort bc she misses her family does require some tlc. When Bo is simultaneously big and small it can be quite the sad sight. The whole crew gotta get in on the lovin train when Bo genuinely is so homesick she can’t settle down. You can’t get mad at a monster saying she wants mummy :c.

[relincreates]

[artratman]

Can u tell this is hand practice

[alternateworldcomics]

From the Adventures of Minute-Man, Illyria Queen of All Spies.

How do you tell how many master spies are in your neighborhood? Simple, add up all the long cigarette holders and monocles you see and divide by two.

[obsidian-sphere]

Writing under the pen name of Rod Gray, Gardner F. Fox wrote 25 of these!