#sqhposting

[shangqinghua]

shang qinghua can juggle and this captivates liu qingge. he won’t leave sqh alone he’s like showing up in the middle of the night going ‘can you throw those oranges in a circle again. for my personal enrichment.’ it also captivates luo binghe but he acts normal about it until he’s invited for dinner at the northern palace and he’s like ‘hey mobei-jun can your husband throw some oranges in a circle for us (asking as your overlord)’ and mbj just sighs and goes ‘qinghua. throw the oranges in a circle for the demon lord.’ sqq cannot juggle though.

[shangqinghua]

LOOK i think for once we should let shang qinghua be the one asking mobei-jun to marry him but mobei-jun doesn’t know it’s him shang qinghua’s marrying. shang qinghua is just too human in his proposal and mobei-jun thinks sqh is just promising to serve him for the rest of his life again. sqq insists on planning the wedding and hosting it on cang qiong so mbj finds out about ‘shang qinghua’s wedding to some guy’ from a complaining luo binghe who doesn’t know and doesn’t care who sqh is marrying, he just cares that his shizun isn’t paying him enough attention. sqh asks mbj for his opinion on wedding stuff and mbj thinks he’s just trying to include him before abandoning him forever. mbj spends 7-10 months moping and on the day of he finds out he’s getting married. he just saw pretends he knew all along. 3 years later lbh tells sqh that mbj hadn’t know and sqh spends the rest of his life holding this over mbj’s head.

[shangqinghua]

airplane was presumably transmigrated into shang qinghua at birth which has some very worrying implications for his childhood. do you think the system let little airplane sqh run around with full knowledge that, hey, everyone around him including his family is canon fodder and also he’s pretty much this world’s god

[shangqinghua]

moshang venom au. shang qinghua is venom in this situation.

[shangqinghua]

the fact that luo binghe took romantic advice from shang qinghua and it fucking worked

[shangqinghua]

whenever shang qinghua and mobei-jun argue sqh threatens to start a fire in the fireplace and every time without fail it works

[shangqinghua]

shang qinghua should be allowed to bite people who dont do their paperwork. as a treat.

[shangqinghua]

sqh holds a ouija board session with mbj and tricks mbj into thinking the ghost of his still alive uncle is going to break into the northern palace and eat all of his food