#square numbers

[justleaj]

We're about to leave 2025 behind, a perfect square of a year.

[mathemagician-908]

31 is a perfect square in hexadecimal.

Let me explain:

HEX 30 is equivalent to DEC 48 because DEC 16 × 3 is equal to DEC 48.

Add 1 to DEC 48 and you get DEC 49.

7² is DEC 49.

[eflatminorseven]

lets rate the first 10 square numbers by fuckability

1: a classic, fuckable in so many ways. as a square number tho its kind of lacking. wheres the panache? wheres the spice? if i wanna fuck 1 ill fuck it as the multiplicative identity. or if i really want that kind of square ill just go for -1, its square root is wayyy more interesting. 5/10

4: another classic. its cute that 2+2, 2*2, and 2^2 all equal 4. but theres really not enough beyond that to make fucking 4 that interesting. id love to hang out with it sometime tho, it seems like itd make a really good reliable friend. 4/10

9: now were talking baby, this is where it starts getting good. 9 just has such a unique flavor for such a small number. it doesnt have enough to make fucking it that exceptional of an experience, but you could still have a really good time with 9. plus 9 is one-half of the legendary 69, so it surely has some skills. 7/10

16: now in general i think odd squares are more fuckable than even squares. fortunately for 16, its also a power of 2, which are (except for 4) all intensely fuckable. plus 16 is used so often in computers with hexadecimal. B/10

25: hey look everyone its 25! everyone say hi 25! fun fact 25 is the only square number ive actually fucked. we broke up a while back but were still on good terms. i can say from experience that sex with it was pretty damn great, it knew just how to please me. unfortunately its not that great a communicator so things would sometimes just feel off and i could never get it to tell me why. still an 8/10 tho. 

36: the even number curse strikes again, and unfortunately 36 doesnt have the power of 2 factor to turn things around. its fine, its cool, it probably knows its way around, but just not my type. 5/10. 

49: i have such a massive crush on 49 its unreal. like idk what it is. mathematically 49 isnt that special but theres just something about it. the way it moves and talks and laughs, the way its divisibilities shine. the hottest square number on this list without question. unfortunately its in a monogamous relationship with 72 and probably way out of my league anyway. but i still dream. 10/10.  

64: i dont have much to say for 64. its another power of 2, of course i think its hot. but i dont know if id really enjoy fucking it. it just seems a bit too vanilla for me. still, if it asked me i wouldnt say no. 6/10 

81: ohhhh BABY!!! yknow how 9 was good but not quite exceptional enough for me to be that interested? well if you square 9 it turns out it gets that exceptionality and in spades. its both a square number and a fourth-power. its base 10 digits add up to its square root. its literally a tribonacci number what more could you possibly want. i still wanna fuck 49 more but if 81 is your most fuckable square i will not argue in the slightest. 9/10

100: i mean of course 100 is fuckable. its been voted Sexiest Number Alive twice. we all know this. but the only reason its this popular is bc nearly everyone uses base 10, so 10 squared gets a leg up on everyone else. the other square numbers dont need to rely on that for their sex appeal. even the ones im not attracted to put the work in and make their beauty off of the intrinsic properties of their square root. 100 just coasts on being 10 squared. im not interested. it does have nice boobs tho so its still 6/10. 

let me know your opinions on the square numbers in the notes. i only included the first 10 but theres some real hotties in the higher squares. if you wanna tell me your fave that i didnt mention id love to hear about it!

also if youre curious my most fuckable cube numbers are 216 and 1331, and my least fuckable cube number is 125 (after my relationship with 25 it just wouldnt feel right). remember to stay perverted and stay hydrated. thank you and good night

[tippytoezombie]

Math has tons of patterns that help you remember things, but it also has some patterns that don't really help with anything. If you can figure out a way for this to be useful let me know.

1 is a square number and an odd number

Add the next odd number (3) and you get the next square number (4)

This continues for all odd numbers and square numbers.

[xqwizzie]

a couple squares

[positiveintegers]

361

[secondwheel]

Square numbers

[positiveintegers]

324