#squeaky kiki

[kikibumblesqueaks]

A trope that happened to me IRL many years ago-

I was hanging out in a friend’s garage and she showed me this weird back stretcher contraption that was supposed to be good for your spine and circulation or something and she was like “try it!” so I got in and she secured the cuffs on my ankles and tipped me backwards and I flopped my arms over my head and let them dangle…. which made my shirt ride up and suddenly I registered my predicament just as I felt my friend begin lightly scribbling her fingers in the middle of my tummy and I squealed “NONONOHOHOO!!!” and batted her hands away (even though I didn’t really want it to stop) and she giggled “oh my god you’re still that ticklish???” (She had tickled me a few times in the past) and I mentally IMPLODED😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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[kikibumblesqueaks]

Yeah so I think I need to move to a new country now😵‍💫✈️🧳

Because…fuck… my acupuncturist was poking her fingers under my ribs and into my sides to find a pressure point and…. I did e v e r y t h i n g I could to stay still and silent but holy hell it tickled and then she poked that *one spot* and-

I fucking snorted.

I didn’t squeak, I didn’t let out a tiny hiccup or a little giggle. I FUCKING SNORTED. SO LOUDLY THAT SHE JUMPED. I FUCKING SCARED HER. BECAUSE MY BODY DECIDED SNORTING LIKE A MOUNTAIN GOAT ALLERTING IT’S HERD TO THE PRESENCE OF A COUGAR WAS THE APPROPRIATE REACTION TO BEING TICKLED IN A DEAD SILENT MEDITATION ROOM. I’M NOT EVEN A LEE WHO USUALLY SNORTS.

I HAVE TO LEAVE.

PACKING MY BAGS AS I TYPE.

GOODBYE

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[kikibumblesqueaks]

So my cat just reached up his paws to hold onto my leg while stretching his back…. and then he reaches up to grab my sweatshirt with his claws and proceeds to pull me down towards him until I’m close enough for him to sneak his paws under my armpit and start making biscuits in there and I whispered “What are you doing?? That tickles!!” to which he responded by deliberately nuzzling his face into my armpit while purring like he wanted to make me giggle on purpose?!??!??!!

Never in my life did I think I’d be flustered by a CAT…. to be fair this isn’t the first time he’s tickled me but this time it felt like he was doing it intentionally like he knew I needed it😭🙈💕💕

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[kikibumblesqueaks]

Okay so update on the snorting incident-

When I got on the table for my acupuncture session a week later I took a deep breath and said “…and I will NOT snort like a goat alerting its herd mates to the presence of a mountain lion…” and she laughed and said it was okay if I snorted🙈

And then the rib poking ensued….. and she poked that spot again… I didn’t snort but I scrunched up my face and she asked “does it hurt?” to which I unfortunately replied “s-snort spot-..” and she giggled “snort spot! I think snort spot is a good spot…” and I realized I had somehow managed to make the situation even more humiliating😶🫠

Snort spot?!??!

Why did I give it a cute name?! Help?!!! I dug my own grave!!😭😭😭

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[kikibumblesqueaks]

Oh. My. god.

Guys…. I got the hiccups. And…. well…. if you’ve been following me awhile you know what that means….. (tickles are the only cure for me)….. and the hiccups were making my inflamed chest hurt😭 So… since it was hurting anyway, I figured I’d do less damage giggling briefly than hiccuping infinitely… and I finally self-tickled for the first time in a month and a half🙊😭🫠

When I tell you I fucking LOST IT as I spasmed and kicked and nearly shrieked with laughter while wriggling my own fingers into my ribs and tummy-😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 My body has become twice as sensitive as the last time I self-tickled…. oh my GODDDDD😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈

I can’t do it again if I can help it because it definitely hurt me but at least it stopped the hiccups instantly😖 And I’m over the moon about still being so ticklish rather than losing my sensitivity😭🫠🙈 THE COLORS EXPLODING IN MY BRAIN JUST AHHHHHHHHhhdnbrgrj I MISS TICKLESSS😭😭😭🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

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[kikibumblesqueaks]

Every physician who has ever manually examined my abdomen:

“Woah your muscles are really tight here!”

*prods their fingers into the middle of my tummy with a concerned look on their face as my abs involuntarily harden in defense*

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK IM TICKLISH AND YOU’RE POKING ME?!?!??

Minors/ageless DNI

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Okay at this point my acupuncturist is low key tickling me on purpose and I’m LOSING it💀😵‍💫🫠

Because while trying to locate the most “tender spots” (which are the best spots for more effective treatments) on my body before putting the needles in she straight up PRODS and WIGGLES HER FINGER INTO THE SPOT RIGHT ABOVE MY BELLYBUTTON.

SHE DELIBERATELY WIGGLED HER FINGER INTO THE MIDDLE OF MY TUMMY.

And, naturally, my stupid body flinches uncontrollably as I snort out several giggles.

And she finds it so funny she has to take a second to quiet her own laughter and then whispers “Yeahhh I think your body is telling me this is the right spot!” 🤣😂

WHY?!?!? WHYHYHYYYYYY?!?!?

Minors/ageless DNI

[kikibumblesqueaks]

*in emotional distress and desperately trying to find an escape*

*remembers I can tickle myself*

*………..15 minutes later*

I feel much better now😌💜🐝

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