#squid is done

[emberleaf23]

Squid: Hey, is something on fire?

Mousie: Yeah, I smell smoke...

Stampy, sweating nervously: I-I don't smell anything. But on a completely unrelated note, don't go into the kitchen.

Ash: Wait, why-

Snake, running in with a flamethrower: Guys, look what I found! Oh and also the kitchen is on fire.

Amy: Why was that even there in the first place?

Squid, glaring at Stampy: Stamps... what did you do?

Stampy: I just wanted to bake my cake quicker, okay? It takes so long to cook it normally!

Squid: IT TAKES 15 MINUTES YOU IDIOT!

Chache: Stampy, the cake's not a marshmallow!

Broomy: The base is burning down.

Salem: Yeah, uh... we may wanna fix that before we all die.

Squid, sighing: Don't worry. This is about the 5th time it's happened. Stampy doesn't learn a freaking lesson!

Chache: Yeah. I'll go get the water buckets...

[humboldt-squid]

People who deride and fight against the usage of content warnings/trigger warnings see themselves as some kind of heroic free speech crusaders fighting the political correctness police. Let me clear this up for you. You're not. You are smug, selfish assholes who don't give a fuck about anyone who has experienced trauma. It takes an unbelievable amount of self-absorption, ableism and sheer callousness to take time to actively campaign against something that literally DOES NOT AFFECT YOU IN ANY WAY and only PREVENTS OTHER PEOPLE FROM HARM. As people have said before, it's like a person without allergies campaigning against the use of ingredient lists on food packages, even though leaving them off could land allergic people in the hospital or worse. You don't fucking know anything about PTSD or anxiety and you don't care about the people who live with them, so why don't you SIT DOWN and do something LESS AWFUL than actively fighting against the well-being of trauma survivors, like kicking puppies or bulldozing Toontown to build a freeway.