#squingle

[lunasquidd]

My splatsona!!!

[dootily-doo]

god: *creating peppers* "and they shall be abundant with the chemical capsaicin, which will provoke a burning sensation in the mouth of whoever dares to eat it."

angel: "so humans will definitely stay away from them, right?"

god: "no"

[etherfalling]

do u ever squingle

good question, darling. the answer is only on every other thursday between six and seven pm, and only then if the vibes align perfectly with the stars.

in other words, no. not unless you hold a gun to my head <3