I think doctors or whoever has the "right" to label people with stuff would declare that a good portion of my family has ADHD or ADD. I'm only saying this because "Squirrel" is a valid answer to questions at my house.
Dad: Why is the TV on?
Me: Squirrel.
Dad: Okay. Don't leave it that way.
Dad: Why are the pickles out?
Me: Squirrel.
I think that's enough examples. But I just remembered something else that might seem odd. But I'll save that one for some other time














