#squirrels are evil

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(SPOILER) literally just shed a tear thinking about beetees son, rest in peace amfart or whatever your name is😔

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Why did he put the squirrel in the egg...?

Maya

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do you talk to other animals Sonic?

Yes, I can talk to other animals. It helps a lot when there are days where I’m with Annie at the clinic.

Oh! I could teach you how to speak to some animals as well so you can make some new friends! And, um, let me give you a little advice... Never talk to this guy.

This guy’s a jerk!

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It's just what your life has become - a bunch of dead squirrels.

Sociology Teacher

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Naughty Squirrels - Why Squirrels are Evil

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Throwback Thursday. Here I am being squirrelly with my old pal Lulu. Boy do I miss her !

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In Which Squirrels Are My Worst Enemies

Hallo, my name’s Elle the Green Griffin. Have you ever experienced terror that you would come home to find your precious botanical babies dug out of the very dirt you put them in, lying there, weeping silently for you, suffering at the hands of the demonic vermin known as... squirrels? 

Yes, I can see you nodding your head to this very important question. “But Elle,” you cry, “what can we do?”

Well... fear not! Because here are 5 ways to exorcise the furry demons from your plants. 

***Don’t actually attempt all of these.***

1) Sprinkle chili pepper powder on the dirt of your plants. This works to keep them away- but only for a little while, and then the powder will get washed away in a rain storm or just become one with the soil.

2) Stand guard outside your garden for 5 days, and whenever squirrels come near, spray them with water. Or shoot them with Nerf guns. Nerf guns work too. (...whether this works remains to be seen, as I do not have the time to stand guard outside my garden for 5 days straight nor do I own such a weapon.)

3) Build a wire cage or mesh to go over the top of your pots. Make sure the holes in the wire are small enough that the little gremlins’ paws can’t get through.

4) Chase any squirrel you see in your neighborhood around, hissing like a cat. Your neighbors may think you’re crazy, but in reality, you are simply letting the squirrels know who’s boss.

5) If you happen to own a Harry Potter wand and all else fails, the Killing Curse will definitely rid you of squirrels. 

    Disclaimer: Muggles cannot cast the Killing Curse. Hating squirrels will not give you magical powers. Make sure you’re a wizard, Harry.

 If you have any other tips about squirrels, please, let me know! 

Sincerely,

Elle the Green Griffin

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Before the rains came, Titus managed to claim (pee upon) an acre near the river. Those squirrels better recognize.