LONG VENT YAYYYY ✨😍 tw parent fight, tw turbulent household, tw implication of !!IMPENDING!! violence??? (THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD- 😀)
MY PARENTS ARE SO STUPID SOMETIMES MY BRAIN CELLS HURT MORE THAN IN MATH CLASS 😭 (AND TRUST ME, WE ARE DOING ALGEBRA RIGHT NOW 😃✋)
LIKE BIATCH I SHOULD ACT LIKE A CHILD, NOT YOU TWO 😃✋
Of course I luv them BUT Y'ALL SOMETIMES I WANNA PUNCH THEM TO THE MOON 😍
BECAUSE THEY FIGHT OVER THE DUMBEST THINGS LIKE I SWEAR TO GAWD THEY DON'T FIGHT OVER MY MOM CHEATING ON MY DAD, NUH-UH, THEY FIGHT OVER AN INSTRAGRAM STORY 😀
I REPEAT FOR IMPACT: AN INSTRAGRAM STORY 😭
THEY GAVE ME TRAUMA AGAIN OVER AN APP AND NO THAT AIN'T SLAY THAT'S STUPID 😭
and BTW THE FIGHT WAS OVER A WEEK AGO, ON A WEDNESDAY, AND THEY STILL AREN'T GOOD WITH EACH OTHER 😭 They still don't talk to each other and it's so UNCOMFY in the household right now that I just wanna stay in school and with my friends :'D AND I'VE NEVER EXPECTED THIS DAY TO COME WHERE I WANNA STAY IN SCHOOL LIKE BRUH THIS AIN'T ME I AM A CLONE I WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THIS EVEN IF MY CHOCOLATE MILK DEPENDED ON IT 😭 THIS IS SQUISHY MISCHARACTERIZATION 😭 (Okay I would rob a bank for chocolate milk BUT IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT SHUSH 🙄 I'm a theatre kid to the core after all ;D)
AND THE FIGHT WASN'T LIKE A MEAN GIRLS FIGHT WHERE THEY ARE LIKE "Oh THIS DRESS DOESN'T FIT YOU AT ALL, PACIFICA 🙄💅" AND PACIFICA IS LIKE "OKAY GIMME A MOMENT BIATCH I WILL SLEEP WITH UR BOYFRIEND NOW 🤭🏃♀️💨" (I never watched Mean Girls- 😭)
LIKE THEY SCREAMED SO MUCH AN EARTHQUAKE WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN 😨 And I didn't even notice that they fought at first CUZ I WAS PLAYING WITH MY IRL BESTIE MINECRAFT ILLEGALY 😭 (Btw WE GOT TO THE ENDER DRAGON 😆😆😆 BUT BRO WE WERE SO BAD AND OMG THE THE ENDER DRAGON HAD BEEF WITH HER 🤣 Bro she DIED SO MUCH AND I JUST LAUGHED MY A$$ OFF 😭 I'm a good friend, I know 😋✨)
AND THEN SUDDENLY MY MOM TURNED INTO A T-REX AND SCREAMED SO MUCH I WAS TO MY BEST FRIEND "WAIT WAIT WAIT 😨" CUZ I KNOW WHAT WAS BOUTA HAPPEN AND RAN TOWARDS THE BEDROOM OF MY PARENTS AND YEAHHH I DON'T WANNA TELL WHAT WAS HAPPENING BUT IT WAS BAD BAD BAD 😭
SO YEAH MY OLDER BROTHER TRIED TO SEPERATE THEM CUZ IT WAS ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL (And NOT THE DUA LIPA SONG MY PARENTS ARE TOO UNTALENTED FOR THE CHEOGRAPHY 😭 But WE GOTTA ADMIT: DUA LIPA ATEEE MBRETËRESHJA JONË SHQIPTARE ✨💃)
And yeah I RAN back cuz my dad just left the room CUZ IF HE SAW ME HE WOULD LET HIS ANGER OUT ON ME (Not with a karate kick just screaming and insulting :I) AND I WAS BACK WITH MY FRIEND AND SHE WAS LIKE "GURL THE F*CK IS WRONG 🤨" and yeah I broke down crying and telling HER EVERYTHING I STUPID IDIOT 😭 She comforted me though and promised me that she will haunt them in their nightmares :3
AND MY DAD SUDDENLY STORMED INTO THE ROOM THOUGH AND I ACTED HAPPY-GO-LUCKY AGAIN (coping mechanism YAY 😋 BTW DON'T DO THAT IT'S UNHEALTHY YOU DON'T KNOW THEN IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY HAPPY AND YOUR PERSONALITY CAN CHANGE AND IDENTITY CRISIS KICKS IN 😀 <- says me, doing it since I was six 😔)
AND HE WANTED MY PHONE SO I GAVE IT TO HIM AND I WAS SCARED HE WOULD BREAK IT (cuz he did that with my brother once) BUT HE JUST HID IT IN THE KITCHEN??? LIKE MY ALBANIAN BROTHA, WHAT WAS UR PLAN 🤨🤨
AND AFTERWARDS A DAY LATER I TOLD MY MOM HOW MY FRIEND HAD TO COMFORT ME AND HOW I SAW THE FIGHT AND SUCH AND Y'ALL, I FELT LIKE SHE WAS ONLY CONCERNED THAT MY FRIEND KNOWS THAT MY FAMILY IS F*CKED UP 😭😭 Like MOTHER, WHERE IS YOUR EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE SIDE, DO I HAVE TO UNLOCK A SECRET CODE FOR THAT 😀
MY BROTHER YELLED AT MY MOM AND HE TORE HER SO APART IT WAS DRAKE VS KENDRICK LAMAR ALL OVER AGAIN 😭 (And there WERE NO CHILDREN POSSIBLY HARMED :D) But like my parents won't change no matter how much my brother tries, they are too stubborn for that and CAN'T ADMIT THEY ARE WRONG :'D (They would have murdered each other probably [NOT LITERALLY, ✨ METAPHORICALLY ✨] if my brother wasn't around, HE ALWAYS HAS TO DE-ESCALATE THE FIGHTS AND HAS TO TALK TO BOTH OF THEM SEPERATELY LIKE SOME SECRET AGENT, WE ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING 😭 He is more mature than both of them :/)
And NO I AND MY BROTHER DIDN'T TALK WITH MY DAD ABOUT IT CUZ HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD "Self-reflection 😍" AND WHENEVER I WOULD TRY AND SAY I AM TRAUMATIZED BY THEIR FIGHTS AND GET STRESSED OUT BY THEM, HE GETS ANGRY AND YELLS AT ME AND SAYS THAT I AM SENSITIVE??? LIKE OMG, THANK YOU FATHER, THAT'S HOW THERAPISTS DEAL WITH THAT: SCREAMING AT THEIR PATIENTS 😋✨ He gives me already teaching lessons and shows this tactic for me 🤭💅
SO ANYWAY I CAN TELL THIS IN MY BIOGRAPHY NOW WHEN I TURN FAMOUS GOTTA FEED MY NON-EXISTENT FANS 😍💅 LMAO XD
But LIKE SERIOUSLY Y'ALL everything's fine, it's not that bad 😭🙏 THOSE FIGHTS AREN'T OFTEN!!!!! I'm used to it SO NO DON'T COME TO COMFORT ME, NUH-UH, I APPRECIATE IT BUT IT WASN'T A WAR JUST TWO PARENTS THAT ACT LIKE CHILDREN 😀 That's just my broken fam and my lore for ya! :D
Outside the fights, THEY ARE THE BEST PARENTS EVER, but whenever there is a fight... their... THEIR ALPHA SIDE COMES OUT 😨😤 (HELP 😭)