#squort

[snowflakeb0ttles]

did i ever mention i lov squirtle just as much as my boi bulb. he a squirt turtle what a baby

[mariamlovesyou]

Opinion: Every rapist should have their dick cut off

absolutely like.. they put their dick somewhere undesirable then their dick's gonna go somewhere undesirable

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[thanksgiver]

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holy shit nate you lucky fuck!!!

she's retweeted me before but she deleted it and it'd take me years to find the screenshot

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[clevverbot]

so true story, when i was 11 my mother's bf at the time was living with us and one time he grabbed one of her panties and started licking in in front of me so i waited untill he was asleep and i burned off his chest hair

OMG HAHAHAHAAHA

Did he feel it though? Or did he just wake up to it gone?

It's fuck everything Friday

[winterlagoon]

I miss tinychatting with my tumblr friends :((((

[clevverbot]

i'm amazing potato

Yes you're amazing carrot

Brag about yourself in my ask

[clevverbot]

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B-bread senpai >////////< please not t-there

CHRIS OMG STOP