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[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[wlwtxt-deactivated20230807]

the only comments on this post that matter

[cornerstorebitch]

[ladyshinga]

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

[cupiscent]

“I’m familiar with the premise.”

[chaoticlivi]

“I know That One Scene everybody’s losing their shit about, yeah.”

[cookievampiress]

[n-yks]

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

[lindsaychrist]

[dsblack15-deactivated20210413]

[5norlax]

Sorry but I’m judging you deeply

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

So they are weaponized…

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

[fslut]

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

[bigleoenergy]

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

[fslut]

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

[candiikismet]

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

[lizclimo]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from

[diafiend]

[robertdowneyjjr]

He says, “Dude, here’s the deal. I’m here. Don’t worry about it. I’m here.” [x]

[justlatasha]

This is beautiful but let’s discuss this hairline…

[molothoo]

😲

[meriitheestallion]

Me: *looks back at hairline* 😭

[stillmymommasbaby]

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[sesh]

[thy-lovelylionheart]

[qillermeme]

[pinklovehearts]

what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

[olivia1863fde]

hills,

[pinklovehearts]

[aku-no-homu]