#squuote

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when will you become a collectible figure. when will it be your turn.

On one hand, I wouldn’t trust you little lunatics with figurines of my likeness. On the other, however, one should consider themselves lucky to have one. Perhaps someday.

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drenching my figley in milk and slamming it against the office wall

Stop that! That’s a highly sought after collectible! You’ll break it—or worse, put at least a nasty dent in the drywall. Do you have any idea how much effort that takes to fix, Tumblr user “Squuote?” Admittedly not very much, but that’s not the point. I wasn’t aware the Figleys were made of a porous enough material to effectively drench, anyhow…

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I know buttons are Stanley’s thing but am curious if you find enjoyment in them too..

I enjoy buttons in healthy moderation. :-)

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can you shake stanley like a snowglobe and listen to the keyboard keys jostle around inside his head please thankyou

Implying there’s anything rattling around in that big empty space of his he calls a cranium at all.

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are you whimsical. have you been whimsical. will you be whimsical. when will you be whimsical.

Whimsical and joyous, as you kids are always saying on here, in healthy amounts.

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would you ever get a fourth swimming pool.. I don’t think three is enough honestly..

I say we double it, and aim for eight.

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in honor of the creation of your blog, i think a fight to the death is in order. for health and safety. smiles

For health and safety! Prepare the Coliseum, there are battles to be held.

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hoping I’m not to late to the party fbdjfbdnf but happy birthday!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 hope it’s going great so far, you deserve it!! :-D flan cake puppy for you on this special occasion 🎂

NSIDIDIE YOU'RE so sweet omg. That cake is so big