✯ VSAUCE OUT OF CONTEXT SENTENCES
↪ A list of SENTENCES from Vsauce, taken out of context, to be used and changed however you see fit.
❝ ahoy, you! ❞ ❝ yes? aha, nooooooooooooooooooooooo. ❞ ❝ oh, hi. i didn't see you come in. ❞ ❝ do you feel this... connection that we have? ❞ ❝ bananas are fantastic. ❞ ❝ do you want my head delivered to your door in a box? ❞ ❝ i watch rick & morty. ❞ ❝ if you tear apart something i love, you might cause me to shed a tear. ❞ ❝ we should probably go get ourselves a brain. ❞ ❝ hmm, that was easy. ❞ ❝ what the heck is this thing? ❞ ❝ where are your fingers? ❞ ❝ use kids to commit your crimes. ❞ ❝ skeletons are scary, and spooky, but you know what else is? teenagers. ❞ ❝ wasssuuuup? ❞ ❝ i'm just catching up on some reading. ❞ ❝ it might look like i'm innocently reading, but what i'm actually doing right now is watching the second season of the fresh prince of bel air. ❞ ❝ don't you feel like a fool? ❞ ❝ this is unfortunate. ❞ ❝ i'm sure we all love to have fun with hand shadows. ❞ ❝ honestly, there is no real answer. ❞ ❝ we can resolve this problem by realising that oranges are apples. ❞ ❝ what do you say we get out of here? to space. ❞ ❝ hey! would you like to play with my toys? ❞ ❝ what would space smell like? ❞ ❝ let's cut earth. ❞ ❝ haha.... i'm alone. ❞ ❝ in my eyes, you are priceless. ❞ ❝ i know it looks like i just used the restroom and didn't wash my hands- and i didn't-! ❞ ❝ where did you get that body? the one you're in right now. ❞ ❝ i know when and how you will die. haha, but i’m not allowed to tell you! ❞ ❝ i can't marry all of you! ❞ ❝ i'm in my parents' basement. ❞ ❝ i'll be okay because i have a beard. ❞ ❝ your butt is magnificent. ❞ ❝ i hope you like things that are scary." ❝ yolo fellow kids, ____ here, and... is it thursday? ❞ ❝ you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing. ❞ ❝ fear gives us life. ❞ ❝ watch out. ❞ ❝ you need to come back down to Earth. ❞ ❝ ... please help me. ❞ ❝ ..... i'm sorry. ❞ ❝ ... which is something we experience everyday, if you own a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. ❞ ❝ i have a surprise for you, are you ready? ... bring in the cats! ❞ ❝ watch out, there's a skeleton inside your body! ❞