#srtt remaster

[gothedralhoe]

Nobody:

Shaundi in the remaster:

[voilete]

S A I N T S  R O W   The Third Remastered

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it. I guess every superhero need his theme music.

[kazanyamaokas]

BOSS MALACHAI ━ (3/??)

[classicsinga]

[hdksjsb]

More Johnny Gat Headcanons

Loves Celine Dion

Pepsi or Dr. Pepper kinda guy

Used to smell like cheap cologne and cigarettes, now he's switched to nicer cologne

Hates pineapple on pizza and is vocal about it

Favourite pokemon is charizard

Once broke into a burger king to take a nap

Got stuck in the slide of that burger king, fire department was called to get him out

He yelled at the fire fighters and said he could get himself out. They let him try for another half hour before the just cut the damn thing open

Wore a Canadian suit to the club (denim on denim) pre saints era. Thought it was the shit

Was only given a warning for the burger king thing because the cops were laughing so hard at him

Rebel stoner in highschool. Got in fights often.

Expelled from at least two schools

His favourite class was either shop or cooking

Has a very complex relationship with his mom. He wishes they were closer but can't forgive some of the things that were said or done

He tries to bridge that gap once the Saints make it big

It starts out with a phone call every month, in a couple years he starts visiting on Christmas. He still spends Thanksgiving and other holidays with the saints, though

Still gets nightterrors from the more brutal years of the saints, particularly about Aisha and when he was held hostage

His knee never really stops creaking

When he works his abs too hard his old katana scar bleeds. This doesn't doesn't stop him at first

One day he just cracks. Sees the blood and can't stop shaking, all he can hear are Aisha's last words to him sound of the katana tearing through his flesh. What can he do? He's alone, and he can help but let out a few sobs. He never says a word to anyone about it.

He starts physiotherapy once the Saints make it big. It helps with his knee, but it's still never quite the same

Surface Griffindor, he seems Griffindor to the core to most people. He's more of a Griffinpuff, very few people know him well enough to see it (the boss is one of them).

He does less ab workouts over time, and lessens the intensity of them.

Rather than "depresso in the espresso", he's more of a "traumatically risky with a whisky" kind of person

Has shit taste in beer, prefers watery piss lagers for SR 1 and 2. Drinks primarily hard liquor after 2.

ADHD possibly?

Can't do weighted squats any more, has to use a machine and knee brace

Remember how he spent two years in prison between SR 1 and 2? He's become more withdrawn and distrustful of others as result. He also regulates his emotions a lot more (remember how calm he was in SR2 compared to SR1?). The Boss is more of an exception, but even they can feel his shift in personality.

[delfts-purple]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Hazel eyes behave like Hazel eyes in the SRTT Remaster

Like almost everyone I know with Hazel eyes, eyes appear slightly more brown or green depending on lighting and SRTT remaster got this to a tee. It also was not like this in the original SRTT as far as I can remember.

Three different lightings. One looks text book hazel, one looks brown and one looks more green. This is just yes.

[icealeen]

johnny in the remaster looks like a hamster storing food in his cheeks

[cbspinkpink]

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