Once more I have utterly forgotten to post this, I had this done a bit ago and just OAJAOAjN anyways.
Wattpad here
Fanfic masterlist here
Reboot will be included in its own area lol
ALSO to note: All characters are 18+, the Matt in this list is NOT SR3 Matt but Matt from before SR4/during SR4 (specifically before Zinyak)
Note: There may be a part 2 to this with more characters so look out for that lol
Words: 3502
SAINTS ROW 1
*------------Donnie-----------*
~Donnie doesn't mind some weight on you, as long as you're happy he doesn't care
~He calls you thick, he thinks calling you 'fat' is insulting even if you're fine with it lol
~Your thighs are his pillow yeah, he's a cuddler too so he likes grabbing you whenever he's cuddled up to you.
~He also (jokingly) says you're thicker than a snicker sometimes, whenever you get upset about yourself he'll use humor to help.
~Crush his head with your thighs pleaaaaseeee, don't think about it just DO IT!!!!
~Very clingy and affectionate, whenever he's upset he'll seek you out for a cuddle
~Very much reminds you how sexy you are to him, he will show if he has too.
~He likes hugging you from behind, or laying against you while your legs rest beside him
~He may not be able to pick you up (lol weak), but he likes having your legs over his lap so he can trace his fingers over them
*------------Troy-----------*
~He has a preference for chubbier people, I don't know I just get that vibe from him.
~He also can't really explain it, but chubbier people just make his knees weak.
~Loves planting his face in your chest/boobs lol, yeah he's a liiiil bit of a pervert. Only a little
~He isn't clingy like Donnie or anything, but he does like the occasional cuddle here and there, especially after a long day of work.
~He's a protective dude by the way, regardless of how you look or what gender you are he feels the need to protect you.
~He loves squeezing your thighs, yeah he specifically likes your chest and your thighs lol
~Also, if you're a Saint he'll 'sneakily' try to convince you to leave.
~Mainly by convincing you to stay over his place until the cops crack down on the Saints
~Even though he's a loyal officer of the law, he will find a way to make sure you don't get arrested
~He WILL marry you, be ready.
*------------Lin-----------*
~Lin doesn't give a shit if you're tall, skinny, short, wide, underweight, overweight etc etc. She goes for personality not looks.
~Don't expect her to be as affectionate as Donnie or Troy though, she keeps that shit under lock and key.
~She just doesn't like others putting their nose in her business, that includes her relationship with you.
~She wears the pants in the relationship, away from prying eyes she pampers you lol
~You also get passenger [princess/prince/royalty] treatment, especially if you're feeling bad.
~in fact, you're not allowed to feel bad about yourself around her. She will beat someone up if she has too
~Don't think her 'cold' nature is her not liking you by the way, she's just bad at communicating.
~She also just doesn't want anyone seeing you as an advantage, she makes sure you know that and she makes up for it in private.
~No one is allowed to speak bad about you either, she will find a way to fuck their ride up or hell she might just bust a cap in their ass lol.
~She likes every part of you by the way; it doesn't matter to her. She does tend to squeeze your ass though whenever you two hug lol
*------------Johnny Gat-----------*
~You would think Johnny has a type right? Given he's dated (and hung posters up) of skinny gals right? Nahhhh
~Johnny doesn't really give a shit, in the beginning it was more of 'however I get my dick wet' but then it turned into 'I wonder if they'd like the red roses or the blue ones...'
~He doesn't care how your body looks, just as long as you can keep up with him tbh.
~He doesn't care if you sit on his lap (or face) he can handle it, in fact he's almost begging you to.
~You're how he finds out he likes his 'bitches' thicker, like yes he still finds skinny people attractive but damn something about you makes his mind go fuzzy.
~He'll stare at you a lot, specifically at your chest whether you have boobs or not he just stares there.
~Sometimes he'll forget he's talking to you because he got distracted by ya lol
~"Johnny you listening to me?" "hm? what? oh yeah yeah"
~If anyone says some nasty comment while near you two, he's quick to just shoot them. Sure, Julius might yell at him later (or the boss given when you two are together) but he doesn't give much of a shit.
~It's not like he killed whoever dared to speak poorly about you, just gave them a 'warning' to not say dumb shit like that around him again.
~Also, yes he can and will pick you up to prove he can if you ever doubt him.
*------------Hector Lopez-----------*
~Alright so, Hector is an.. interesting guy.
~And I don't mean that in 'oh he likes weird shit' I mean that in you're sometimes confused where you two stand.
~He keeps your relationship private, which if you ever think it's because of how you look- he's quick to shut that idea down.
~He keeps to himself a lot, but he does love you
~In the privacy of his own home/room that is.
~He dresses you up no matter you're gender; that's his biggest way of showing affection (right beside taking you out but those are very rare moments.)
~He's got a soft side for you; you're definitely his biggest weakness.
~Sometimes after a long day he'll just crawl in bed with you and just hold you close to him.
~Sadly, out of everyone he doesn't show much physical affection, his words are more-so what he uses.
~So, with that being said he does remind you on a daily he loves you, and how beautiful/handsome/good looking you are.
~"Hoy estΓ‘s preciosa con ese conjunto..." He'll say as he buries his head into your neck
*------------Dex-----------*
~Dex is more-so into curvy people, that also includes thicker individuals.
~He doesn't make this known though, so it's probably a surprise to you when he makes said feelings obvious.
~He's not as touchy as others, he'll give you kisses and hold your hand, but he doesn't do anything more (at least in public)
~In private he'll do stuff like grabbing your ass or running his hands down your side.
~Unlike others he's more of an actual romantic than just acting on horny desires
~He's also not impulsive as others are if anyone says something about you, he's more likely to just pull you away from said person and whisper some compliments in your ear.
~If he hears it without you most, he does is give the guy a glare and a 'the fuck?'
~He still thinks about you sometimes even after walking away from everyone
SAINTS ROW 2
*------------Shogo-----------*
~Yeah, Shogo is a player, he doesn't give a shit what his current partner or fling looks like.
~It was more-so a surprise to others that he was even dating someone, like actually dating instead of the 'I'm keeping them around for a bit' thing he'd do.
~Some people are a little surprised that you're chubby though, given he's always at clubs and usually seen with skinny people everyone else was sure you'd be some skinny person.
~No one's complaining or judging though, it was just a moment of 'huh.. didn't expect that' before everyone just accepted it and moved on.
~He's VERY PDA with you, if it wasn't for Jyunichi saying something others are sure your make-out seshes would have led to full blown exhibitionism.
~He constantly tells you he doesn't care about size, even if you never say anything he feels the need to.
~"Babe y'know I find you sexy right? Even if you're chubby?" He says while gripping your hips from behind "Yes Shogo, this is the sixth time you've told me this week"
~He LOVES your thickness, crush his head please he's begging you at this point
~As much as he loves your ass and chest being bigger (depending on gender) he loves your face the most, he gets fucking cuteness aggression whenever he squeezes your cheeks.
~Don't wear anything even slight revealing around him unless you don't wanna walk for the next three days.
*------------Carlos-----------*
~Ooohh Carlos is a FREAK for thicker people, he turns into a horny bastard whenever he sees you
~Bonus points if you're wearing anything revealing, Carlos has to excuse himself to the nearest bathroom.
~He doesn't care about weight, as long as you're healthy he could care less. But damn he loves thick bitches
~He loves 'marking' you, sinking his teeth into your 'fluffy' flesh does something to him. He has to look at himself sometimes and be like 'tf is wrong with me?' sometimes lol
~He refers to you as a 'snack' a lot, mainly because of the biting thing
~No one is allowed to say shit about you; rarely will he throw hands (he doesn't want the boss scolding him) most of the time he sends them to turfs where he knows there's Brotherhood members just roaming about.
~Pervert a lil, he likes to grope (with consent) at random places at the most random moments lol
~Constantly calls you beautiful/handsome/good looking to boost your confidence, even if you are confident in yourself lol.
*------------Maero-----------*
~Maero's a 'bigger' guy himself, with a muscle and weight mass to him (yummy....) so he'd feel a little hypocritical if he had a type.
~Not that he really has one anyways, he goes for 'personality' over anything else. Everything else is just extra
~He does somewhat admit he likes 'em chubbier though, not only because all the 'good parts' are bigger but because he likes picking you up a lot and seeing that look on your face.
~He makes you sit on his back sometimes whenever he does pushups, doesn't matter how much you weight get on his back now....
~"Hop on" he'll say pointing a thumb to his back "Maero- I might crush you-" He'll just give a chuckle and go "so? You think I'm weak?" That shuts you up
~If you're not confident in yourself he'll build that confidence up however he can, whether that's hyping you up, getting 'sexier' clothes for you or folding you enough times in bed that you finally get it.
~He will pick you up btw if it wasn't obvious lol, he also doesn't mind if you jump on him. He hardly reacts he's a strong boy
*------------Veteran Child-----------*
~Veteran child is legit a man hoe, he does not give a shit if you're skinny, muscular or fat.
~Just like with Shogo people are more surprised at him actually 'settling' for someone versus how said person looks.
~He gets questioned a lot, and he usually deflects it (not cause he's embarrassed, mostly cause they have no business in his relationship)
~He's not the most romantic but he tries, he gets you gifts and will hold your hand. But he gets awkward around PDA, mostly cause his last relationship was with Shaundi.
~He puts you in his clothes, he likes how tight they are on you. Does something to him lol
~Speaking of whenever you two 'get busy' he likes to record the audio just so he can sample it later (with your permission ofc)
~Someone says anything about you he'll just insult them back, he's usually not in the right state of mind to 'fight' anyone for your honor
~He'll dedicate songs to you on the air, one reason being obviously for you the other being so certain people leave him the fuck alone
~He likes to hug you a lot, very cuddly guy when it comes to you lol
*------------(Fun) Shaundi-----------*
~Shaundi's a hoe too guys, so once again she doesn't care for how you look. It's once again more a surprise she's actually with only one person.
~She honestly doesn't see your weight; she's one of those people that don't 'see' a lot of things. Mostly cause of how many people she's been with.
~So, if you ever question her feelings for you cause of said appearance, she's just looking you up and down and going "what? Why would I care about that? I've fucked fat people before"
~She's affectionate but that affection is more like lust sometimes, she's not really the type to hold your hand and go walking in a park. She's the type to smoke a bowl with you then start making out on the couch
~Once again, she's really not good when it comes to insecure people, she'll try her best to comfort you but don't expect her to turn into an angel or anything.
~Most she'll do if her words don't work is offer to distract you with something else, like riding around in her ride or going to a party
~If someone insults you, she'll just call them an asshole and walk away with you.
~If you two last in the future she becomes much more mature, becomes more of a romantic with you and more protective after Johnny's death
*------------Jyunichi-----------*
~He prefers thicker people; he's surrounded by skinny people all the time with Shogo and none of them do anything for him.
~It's when he sees you, a much 'thicker' person compared to everyone else that he actually feels kinda flustered? Nervous?
~Yeah, unlike others Jyunichi isn't some pervert who sees you and immediately imagines you crushing his head with your thighs lol. He's more-so shy than anything at first and fairly confused on his feelings.
~You have him whipped by the time you two are together, hell he's willing to make up excuses to Shogo just to do something if you asked.
~He's a romantic person, like classical romantic. Flowers, candies, going on walks, going to fancy restaurants
~No one better utter a word about your weight; he can and will fight someone if need be.
~If you're insecure he can fix that (or at least try), he'll legit treat you like his fucking queen/king/royalty
~Also, can pick you up rather easily, he likes doing it just to see how flustered you get from the action
*------------Dane Vogel-----------*
~So out of all people?... alr
~Dane tends to go after skinnier people but when you happened by, he couldn't help his lingering eyes
~He's not at all a romantic, nor is he very lustful. He's kind of an odd middle ground? Where he barely approaches people for sex but won't ever tell someone he likes them unless he's desperate
~If you're working in Ultor he will find some way to make you his 2nd assistant, and boy oh boy does he make his lingering gazes obvious.
~He almost wants to get caught looking at you, but whenever he does, he won't ever act like he got caught. He'll just hum and then start talking about something else.
~"sir, you're staring." You say while Dane is leaned against his kitchenette in his office, drinking a good ol' cup of joe. "hm?..." he goes silent before he brings the mug down "say did you get those papers done yet?"
~If you two somehow become official he likes keeping you beside him, whenever he's focused on something his hand will roam up your side or up your arm.
~He doesn't ever say anything about your weight, and if anyone else does then they're fired.
~Out of everything he likes your face, it's just so squishy looking to him. He likes squishing your cheeks to kiss you lol
SAINTS ROW 3/4
*------------Matt Miller-----------*
~So, Matt doesn't have much 'romance' experience (or sexual experience) so he doesn't know if he even has a type
~When he meets you though... oh boy well- he's found out he likes chubbier people
~While just about everyone else on this list acts with confidence to ask you out, Matt is so fucking awkward that he bolts away from you whenever you're near him
~Bonus points if you're either bossy or soft, I can see him liking either powerful people that would crush him or soft people that could melt away every worry he's ever had within his twenty years of life with just a smile
~If we're talking about an au where say Matt still has his gang (somehow) he's putting you in a specialist fit for.. reasons...
~Back to normal though, if you and Matt become official, he's a 'cuddle bug'. He loves keeping an arm around you, holding your hand, having you in his lap whenever you two are sitting, or cuddling up whenever you two are laying down
~Once again, another protective person, he knows what it's like to be bullied for your looks (with high school and Killbane on occasion) so if anyone says shit about you then he's using his skills to not only ruin their life (draining their bank account, hacking their social media's etc) but to make sure they never even look at you again.
~If you need comfort Matt's here to give it! He'll do everything in his power to make you happy, you're practically his 'Sylvia' as he says
~Your relationship is practically plastered everywhere, you two are like those PDA couples that barely acknowledge others are around to see them sucking face. So, you two often get scolded by someone
*------------Killbane-----------*
~Dude probably has a shirt somewhere that says, 'I love fat bitches', he prefers them thicker rather than skinnier.
~Mostly cause the thicker you are the 'more you can handle' in his own words, I'm sure I don't have to explain what I mean.
~Doesn't matter how you two met, when he sees you, he's already approaching you to put his moves on you. Whether you were a fan at one of his matches, or someone just enjoying his casino.
~He doesn't have a specific part he likes the most, he likes all of you and he likes roaming his hands all over you.
~Before you two date he probably found your address through 'Matty' and started sending you merch with the excuse that you had 'signed up' for some Killbane fan club. Most of the merch were just shirts though with the occasional cheaply made mask or 'plush' here and there
~When you two finally do date, he makes it a show whenever he sees you. He really is not ashamed of you lol, he'll legit be in the ring and point towards you going 'and this goes out to my [Girl/Man/Special person]!"
~Very public with you, always having your arm wrapped around his or his hand in yours. Always talking about you in interviews too lol, he'll just find some way to talk about you.
~He does this to not only make sure everyone else knows he and you are taken, but to boost your confidence if need be. He doesn't mind showing you off if he sees you looking down on yourself.
*------------Kinzie Kenzington-----------*
~Kinzie is another interesting individual, and by that I mean she really is interesting.
~She def doesn't care about weight though, I don't even think she really has a type.
~As long as you can keep up with her in the bedroom she doesn't care if you look like an old geezer on the verge of a heart attack.
~She tries to be romantic, but it tends to always fail, she's not good with it but she does try since she wants this to actually work out.
~She's also a bit creepy sometimes, she'll get you something you really wanted, you'll ask how she knew you wanted this and she'll pull out a 'I saw you looking at it through the camera I put in your room'....'huh?'
~Only way you two end up together by the way is through her own jealousy, she'll dance around the subject till someone decides to get all close to you.
~Then she's storming over and claiming she's your girlfriend and for the person to back off, yeah she's really not much of a romantic.
~She's freaky by the way, I'm sure if you even know the character then you know this lol. So expect to be freaked every once in a while
*------------Pierce-----------*
~Pierce is not one to have a known body type, he'll mention he likes people who are funny, have a good sense of fashion and are loyal but never a specific body type.
~That's cause Pierce wasn't too sure, like yeah, he's been with others but none of them had a consistent body type so
~And because of this, when he started dating you some people around him thought he was embarrassed for some reason?
~That's obvi not the case and he eventually makes that clear, he just doesn't have a type 'ass is ass' lol
~He also tended to not answer those questions if you two were already dating, and he doesn't want the general public to know. He values you and his relationship and you guy's privacy.
~He also might just hate the idea of the public saying shit about you, he knows it'll be mixed reactions between cruelty and horny fuckers so
~Don't ever question his love though, he will drop everything for you
~He loves your thighs (and ass), he tends to lay his head on them while he watches TV or checks out the latest magazine talking about them
~On that note he loves you wearing clothes that are slightly tighter on you, like damn he's drooling at this point
Hello Saints Row nation. I've decided to collect some data on how different types of players play the games... differently! The form is 100% anonymous, and just for fun.
I'll be collecting answers for two weeks, after which I'll be putting them into some graphs that we can all look at. Want to take part? Click the link below and make sure to share the poll with anyone you think would be interested so we can get enough responses. Try to keep manual responses concise and simple so the results are easier to compile.
Collecting data about what type of boss and game is most popular relating to the player's own demographic. All answers are completely anonym
