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Groose: "...Say, come to think of it, how come I don't see your bird? Where is that scruffy pile of red feathers? I can't imagine what could've happened to him. Do you think his tiny brain got confused by all the clouds and got lost?"" Link (response 1): "Nice hair." Groose: "You lay off my do right now, or I'll flatten you. Everyone knows I've got the slickest pompadour in town."

Link (response 2): "Bring it on." Groose: "Pfft. Sure. Only thing is, I don't know how you're going to do that with no bird! You gonna grow wings?"

Link (response 3): "Give him back!" Groose: "Huh? I've got no idea what you're talking about."

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Peatrice: "Ever heard of banging your knuckles against the door? It's called knocking. Barging into someone's house is what most people call...rude. "Anyway, you're lucky I'm home. I'm usually over at the bazaar working at my stall, but we're closed for the Wing Ceremony. "Most days at work all I can think about is how bored I am, but now that I'm not at work, I'm...even more bored! My life is pretty sad..."

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Karane: "I can't believe Zelda fell off her bird and then down through the clouds. She's so good at riding her bird... "You saw a ghost?! Are you sure you weren't just in shock and maybe imagined it?"

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