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Ya know, I thought Fives and Crosshair would despise each other. But when it comes to roasting their respective nerd brothers, they get along just fine.

Big brother syndrome I guess. The inherent need to bully your younger sibling transcends all logical barriers between the sniper and ARC .

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What memes/vines do the boys really like and which did you regret teaching them? - :)

I honestly regret none of them (apart from dabbing, yikes) and constantly feeding them memes/vines adds a little ~*spice*~ to life on the Marauder

As for favorites, Wrecker is really the only one who watches long compilations with me. He can actually quote a vast majority of them However, I have forced all of them to sit through at least one compilation so here are the main favorites

Hunter:

“Smack cam!” “Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead sonuva bitch I tell you that!”

“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”

“I didn’t get no sleep cause o’ yall! Y’all not gonna get no sleep cause o’ me!”

“I don’t wanna be cool any more” *throws glasses and they boomerang back* “Well I guess I don’t have a choice!” 

“Its summer! I got my hat on backwards and its time to fuckin party” *bonk*

“Put that candy back Im not buying you all that mess” *bonk* “Try me bitch”

“Why the fuck you lyin??”

“BOI IF YOU DONT-”

Crosshair: 

“I don’t need friends, they disappoint me” *pose*

“Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down”

“Fuck ya chicken strips!” (bizarre but he lost it)

“Shut the *piano key* uup”

“Come get yall juice”

“I have no soul, have a nice day!” “I don’t have one either”

“It’s the good kush!” “It’s the dollar store, how could can it be?”

That completely giving up one staring him

Tech:

“Don’t fuck with me, I got the power of god and anime on my side. AHHH”

“When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” 

“You’re all going to hell. Goodbye!” 

“We actually have the chip reader now” “oh yeah? hmmm” “oh its not gonna work with that kind of” *beep* “transaction completed”

“Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this”

“Ready to fuckin die?” “I’m a bad bitch you cant kill me!”

Wrecker:

“This bitch empty, YEET”

“Let me see what you have” “A KNIFE” “no!”

“So I’m standing there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies”

“Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does”

“I’m a giraffe!” 

That one of the girl riding down the ramp in the parking garage in the cart

“His hair? WACK” 

That one of the girl vibing while the smoke detector goes off

“AAAAHHHH GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH” “it don’t bite” “YES IT DO”

“HA GOT EM” 

“What’s 9+10?” “21?” “You stupid”

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Was having a bad day

Taught Wrecker the choreography and lyrics to “Status Quo” from High School Musical

Am having a less bad day

But am now mildly concerned Twiggy plans to smother Wrecker with a pillow in his sleep because Wrecker won’t stop trying to get him involved

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Shadow: This is exactly what happened

Wrecking-Ball-99: That’s the Sarge!

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What are the Bad Batch's favorite foods?

Being soldiers they definitely have a weird ability to eat pretty much anything you set in front of them (Wrecker will actually eat literally anything edible and some things not so edible) but they do have stuff that they prefer!

Hunter’s is beef/venison stew. Oddly specific, I know, but Shaggy loves that stuff. He’s usually not territorial around food, but when it comes to that do not attempt to take it because he will stab your hand. I can yoink it of course because I get special privileges ^^

Crosshair loves anything spicy. I managed to get a Carolina Reaper pepper once and I gave it to him. Bastard inhaled it like a potato chip and asked for another. It is for this reason he is banned from cooking because Hunter learned the hard way not to let him flavor stuff. Twiggs likes to collect the strongest spice from every planet we visit and Tech is more than happy to help. They bond over that actually (probably the only thing they bond over at all other than talking shit about people).

Wrecker’s favorite is any sort of berry streusel muffins. Blueberry is his favorite, and given we both like to bake I can confirm I taught him how to make it. He’s not allowed to use power whisks anymore though, not after that one time. He mainly love pastries but blueberry streusel is his definitely fav! 

Tech loves fruit, but his favorite is actually meiloorun which I find hilarious. I can’t possibly explain why I find it hilarious to them (we all try to avoid talking about the whole pocket dimension thing because it’s a headache) but for those of you out there who are wondering, yes I laugh because of ‘commander meiloorun’. Tech also does really like veggie soup. 

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Some legends speak in riddles. I speak in memes.

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Is Trevor the kind of guy to take a snap in the middle of something big? Like when you beat up James or something like that?

Visual representation of Trevor whenever I’m beating someone up

His favorite thing actually is to take selfies whenever something goes down

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Sea Shanties the boys like? - :)

Sorry I didn’t get to this for a while! I was out gathering some more research on magic systems so Tech would stop pestering me. You know how the nerd gets when he wants knowledge. 

They’ve got quite a few, actually! The whole “freedom and do as you please” plus “adventure and excitement” thing really appeals to them. Wrecker even jokes he’s got a new favorite music genre and often wants me to play shanties while he works out. 

Anyways! This is a list of the ones they really vibe with. It’s influenced by the ones I love, since I chose which to show them, but they liked them too! Some aren’t shanties exactly but they fit! 

Sticks and Stones by Ye Banished Privateers  Libertalia by Ye Banished Privateers Mutiny by the Jolly Rogers Prepare Yourself to Fight by Stormfrun Barrett’s Privateers by Alestorm  Randy Dandy Oh by the Dreadnoughts Old Maui by the Dreadnoughts I’ve No More Fuck’s To Give by Thomas Benjamin Wild  In All My Dreams I Drown by Devil’s Carnival  Worker’s Song by Dropkick Murpheys  Pirate’s Lullaby by Pat Razket Drunken Sailor by Irish Rovers Spanish Ladies from the AC: Black Flag soundtrack Fiddler On the Deck by Santiano 

They love really any shanties I show them, but those are their favorites! Especially Sticks and Stones, Libertalia, Mutiny, I’ve No More Fuck’s To Give, and Worker’s Song.