Sep 25, 2023
Garcia: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Morgan: Weight loss? Drink water.
JJ: Clear skin? Drink water.
Prentiss: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Garcia: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Morgan: Weight loss? Drink water.
JJ: Clear skin? Drink water.
Prentiss: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
*penelope struggling to reach something on a high shelf*
Derek: “Do you need a hand?”
Penelope: “Does it look like I need a hand.”
Derek: “Do you really want me to answer that or would you like to maintain plausible deniability for later?”
Reid giving Garcia platonic head kisses>>>>>
So @glitterxshlutt has never seen criminal minds so I asked her what she this their names, personalities and sexualities are.
Jason Gideon - “Steve, weirdo and bi”
Dave Rossi - “Geoff, his wife is having an affair, straight”
Aaron Hotchner - “Andy, thinks he’s a lady killer, straight but closeted bi” Aaron, Andy close enough right?
Spencer Reid - “Tyler, only people he can make friends with are kids, gay af”
Derek Morgan - “Maddox, he looks like a baddass but it’s a big teddy bear, pan- he loves everyone”
Matt Simmons - “dan, kinky, gay”
Stephen Walker - “Jason, he thinks he’s top dog but really he’s a dick, straight”
Luke Alvez - “Micheal, is a legit sun beam, asexual”
Will LaMontagne Jr. - “Adam. He thinks he’s a fuck boi but he’s a small dick no boi, he will fuck anything that’ll let him but that’s no one, pan” yano I think will might be her favourite 👀🤣
Grant Anderson - “Ted - short for edward, wants his daddies approval, closet gay”
Ashley Seaver - “caitlin, talks with a really annoying girly voice to make herself seem sexy, straight and boring only does missionary”
Jennifer Jareau - “Tyra, bubbly and kinda normal, closet bi”
Emily Prentiss - “Katie, tsundre for sure, lesbian queen 👑 (i like this one)”
Penelope Garcia - “Kelly, seems annoying at first but would legit do anything to help her friends, asexual”
Elle Greenaway - “Elaine, the annoying pick me girl, straight”
Tara Lewis - “Marie, top energy, bi queen, (milf)”
Alex Blake - “Karen, reallllllly annoying but gets the job done, so straight she doesn’t even touch herself”
Jordan Todd - “Emily, soft but will cut a bitch for her friends, Lesbean”
Kate Callahan - “Olivia, kinda annoying but also has the dankest memes, straight but kisses girls when drunk”
Savannah Hayes - “Bonnie, gentle and kind, straight but poly”
Beth Clemmons - “Jessica, perky and a shoulder to cry on, lesbian”
Haley Brooks/Hotchner - “Madeline, always crying about random stuff, emotional, straight”
Maeve Donovan - “Edie, total slut, pan”
Cat Adams - “Leanne, office goof, deffo bi but only been with men”
!penelope garcia pride icons! all free to use, just reblog this post if so :))
disclaimer: i know i don’t have all the pride flags, i just used the most-used ones. if you want to use a specific pride flag, dm me, and i’ll make a post full of more when i’m done w/ the rest of the bau!
gay // bisexual // lesbian
asexual // pansexual // transgender
agender // nonbinary // genderfluid
Reid: Here comes the lightning!
Reid, whispering: You’ve got to imagine it coming out my finger tips, wherein I am an almighty wizard
Garcia: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
Penelope: *struggling to get her favourite mug from the top of the kitchen cabinet*
Derek: “Do you need me to get it for you?”
Penelope: *gasp* “How dare you insult the vertically challenged!”
Derek: *laughs with his hands up in mock defence* “O-Kay then.”
(Moments later)
Penelope: *defeated sigh* “Help meee.”