“Know that the mask destroys one identity while creating another! Know that the mask recreates the wearer! Know that through the sublimation of personality, inhibitions die -- and deeper drives, more primitive instincts, are brought to the surface!“ - Black Mask (DC Wiki, Batman 386)
Whelp, I wasn’t planning on it when I got up yesterday morning, but I bought a new car last night! About three weeks ago, I got in what seemed at first to be a fender-bender while Bret & I were running to the ATM to finish up buying a collection. Once the repairs were underway, the body shop discovered that the damage was more severe than they first thought and my poor 2010 manual transmission Fit was officially totaled! So now I have a 2017 automatic transmission Fit! Don’t let the small size fool you, I can get 14 long boxes in the back!
The following titles are scheduled for Wednesday, August 22nd excluding some re-orders and providing nothing changes by the time the final invoice arrives on Monday:
Action Comics #1002 - choice of Patrick Gleason, David Mack, and Francis Manapul covers!
Amazing Spider-man #4 - Chris Sprouse Return of the Fantastic Four variant available!
Aphrodite V #2
Avengers #6
Avengers Back to Basics TP
Batman Beyond #23
Batman Kings of Fear #1
Beasts of Burden #1 - like BPRD, but prettier, and with doggies & kitties!
Bedtime Games #3
Betty & Veronica Vixens #9
Big Trouble in Little China Old Man Jack #12
Black Hammer Age of Doom #4
Black Hops USA G.I. #2
Black Panther #3
Britannia Lost Eagles of Rome #2
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 12 Reckoning #3
Cold Spots #1
Curse Words Summer Special #1 - illustrated by the amazing Joe Quinones!
Damage Annual #1
Daredevil #607
Days of Hate #7
Deadly Class TP vol. 7
Dejah Thoris #7
Detective Comics #987
Die Die Die #2 - the Robert Kirkman & Chris Burnham surprise series drop is back with more mixed up variant shenanigans!
Ducktales #11
Flash #53
Flash Rogues Captain Cold TP
Giant Days TP vol. 8
Hack Slash Resurrection #10
Hit-Girl #7
Hunt for Wolverine Mystery in Madripoor #4 - final issue!
Jughead the Hunger #8
Justice League Dark #2
Li'l Donnie HC vol. 1
Labyrinth Coronation #6
Legend of Korra TP vol. 3
Life of Captain Marvel #2
Lumberjanes #53
Marvel Super Hero Adventures Inferno #1
Mega Man Mastermix #3
Mike Hammer #3
Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur #34
Mother Panic Gotham AD #6
Mr. & Mrs. X #2
Obliv18n #1
Old Man Hawkeye #8
Old Man Logan #46
Planet of the Apes Visionaries Rod Serling Original HC
Punisher #1
Quantum & Woody #9
Rasl TP vol. 1 - one of the best sci-fi comics of the millennium, written & drawn by master cartoonist and Bone creator Jeff Smith! Just $9.99!
Welcome back to a New Comic Wednesday release! We are all a little tired here at Ssalefish Greensboro on account of our special midnight opening that we hosted for the release of the new Fantastic Four number 1! This would be a perfect jumping on place for new readers to the FF or Marvel Universe.
Our creative team this time consists of Dan Slott, Sara Pichelli, Elisabetta D’Amico, and Marte Gracia. Here at Ssalefish we had over 23 different variant covers, so make sure to check out your options when picking up your book!
Review and Spoilers under the cut~
Visuals & Story
Alrighty! I find myself once again in a situation where I know OF the Fantastic Four and a lot of their adventures, but I’ve never actually read their comics until now.There is a short recap at the start, and you don’t really need any prior knowledge of the team to read this book. It is essentially picking up after Reed and Susan go missing at the end of Secret Wars, not to be confused with Marvel Comics Secret Wars, or Secret Wars 2. Comics...am I right?
I had a LOT of hope for this book at the beginning. As a reader, we were being reintroduced to lovable, quirky characters. You could feel the warmth and the hope radiating from the pages, and when they were hit with the deep dread of realizing that their loved ones were still lost, you felt that chest-tightening-loss too. I wanted tears goddamn it!! And then I was immediately thrown out of the feeling by the lazy copy paste of the same news reporter whose image they used across 6 panels immediately following one another. No differentiation in color, shading, not even the slight movement of lips or eyes. After establishing the speaker, they could have portrayed the same information without even using her image again... I’m disappointed, honestly. Again, it’s a grueling industry, but this is a number 1. I’m sure if you were told that you were on the team for relaunching a well known Marvel title, you’d have some advance notice, so it’s not like it’s extreme crunch time for these kids.
Love is in the air for comic readers~ Let’s see how they decide to break the happy couple up this time... Ben does in fact propose to Alicia in this issue, and it’s sweet and charming, following an equally sweet story reminiscing about the great family dynamic and the whole “finding home” trope that the team had before Reed and Susan went missing.
Of course this sweet moment cashes and burns (sort of literally) when they decide to share the news with Johnny, a.k.a. Human Torch. Now, I really liked Johnny in this issue, he was relatable. The cocky-young-hard-headed-kid-brother was struggling with the balance of trying to be his usual happy go lucky self and dealing with the fact that his family has gone missing called for some serious tear-jerking moments. I felt for him, I really did. But I also wanted to punch him! His outbreak at the news of Ben and Alicia’s wedding was selfish and I loved it. If they had left this broken emotional cliff hanger it would have been a solid ending to a single issue comic. But of course we can’t have nice things, and by nice I mean gut-wrenching ugly sobbing. The ending felt rushed. The writing was so worried about not showing Reed and Susan in the issue that they threw in the bit at the end. First of all, of course the team is going to be reunited, there is a WHOLE NEW TITLE ABOUT THEM! Second, you have to let people experience things. There is a lot to process in this book and I feel like it’s just Marvel shoving a cork into the butt-hole of soft, caring feelings pretending like it doesn’t exist and giving everyone emotional constipation. I guess you could say I just wasn’t that happy with the ending. To me it feels like they are taking away the worth of Ben and Johnny as people and characters, they are no one without Reed and Susan. This peak of soaring emotions just toppled by a glowing “4″ in the sky. Nice.
I always have many more words on the comics I read, but we are trying to keep things in a digestible format, so let’s move on to the ratings and see what we got!
Overall
7.11/10 - I love bonds, found family, all that “I was lost and now I realize my worth” stuff that often gets over looked in modern superhero comics and I felt like this book had a lot of good potential for that with not great execution.
Butts
.1/10 - Butts exist in this universe... maybe if you squint hard enough.
Random Character Call Backs
9.1498374/10 - LISTEN. Wyatt. Go home. Actually, don’t. Because we need some non-supers here to help humanize the rest of these freakie-deakies.
Chances of Picking Up the Next Issue
9/10 - Honestly, yea, let’s do it. If they don’t rush this whole reunion thing and do some soul searching we may find a few hidden gems in the trash pile of rushed story plot.
I had the pleasure today of having lunch with my old friend Joe Scott, proprietor of Geeksboro Battle Pub, formerly Geeksboro Coffee & Beverage Company, formerly Geeksboro Coffeehouse Cinema, now located across from Target at 2618 Lawndale Drive. Sampling the Lady Vengeance (tatter tots, teriyaki tri tip steak, sriracha), the pimento beer cheese with homemade pita chips, and the big ol’ bacon wrapped meatball, and everything was spot on!
For lunch, dinner, brunch, or a nightcap, it will definitely be a new go to restaurant for me as well as continuing on as the beacon of the nerd culture community in the Gate City! We’ll be installing a spinner rack to keep stocked with lots of first issues to keep you busy while you wait for your grub or beverage, and we’ll be working with Joe and his new partner Steven on more comic-centric programming in the months to come.
Speaking of comic programming, I took some time last Saturday to beef up our events page here on the site with all of our likely convention appearances through the end of the year as well as our plans for Batman Day, 24 Hour Comics Day, and Halloween ComicFest!
The following titles are scheduled to ship on Wednesday, August 8th excluding some re-orders and providing nothing changes by the time the final invoice arrives on Monday:
Amazing Spider-man #3
Amazing Spider-man Renew Your Vows #22
Animosity Evolution #7
Assassins Creed Conspiracies #1
Batman Beyond TP vol. 3
Batman/ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II HC
Black Badge #1
Bloodshot Salvation #12
BPRD Devil You Know #9
Catwoman #2
Champions #23
Champions TP vol. 3
Charlie’s Angels #3
Clankillers #2
Daredevil #606
Dead Hand #5
Death or Glory #4
Dejah Thoris #7
Detective Comics #986
Dissonance #4
Doctor Who Road to 13th Doctor #2
Domino #5
Eternal Empire #10 - the final issue of the series I worked on with Jonathan Luna!
Eternity Girl #6 - final issue!
Exiles #6
Fantastic Four #1 - the first family of Marvel Comics is back in the “world’s greatest comics magazine” with your choice of ::inhale::… Art Adams connecting, Human Torch • Invisible Woman • Mr. Fantastic • Thing by Artgerm (only available as a set of all four), Jen Bartel ComicsPRO, Simone Bianchi Venomized party, blank sketch, Nick Bradshaw, Mark Brooks Return of the FF (redundant), John Cassaday, Jack Kirby hidden gems (black & white and color), Emmanuella Lupacchino, party sketch, Sara Pichelli teaser, Eric Powell, Joe Quesada hidden gem, Humberto Ramos, Esad Ribic premiere & virgin, Alex Ross, Walt Simonson, Mike Wieringo, and Skottie Young variants…::gasp:: available!
Hal Jordan & Green Lantern Corps #50 - final issue!
Hawkman #3
Her Infernal Descent #4
Hey Kids Comics #1
Hot Lunch Special #1
Hunt for Wolverine Adamantium Agenda #4 - final issue!
Immortal Men #5
Invader Zim #33
Lowlifes #3
Maestros #7
Medieval Spawn/ Witchblade #4 - final issue!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Lost Chronicles TP vol. 1
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic #69
New Lieutenants of Metal #2
Oblivion Song #6
Old Man Logan #45
Optimus Prime #22
Outcast TP vol. 6
Outpost Zero #2
Pacific Rim Aftermath #6
Plastic Man #6
Predator Hunters II #1
Quicksilver No Surrender #4
Red Hood & the Outlaws #25
Relay #2
Robocop Citizen’s Arrest #5
Rock & Roll Biographies Spinal Tap #1
Sandman Universe #1 - laying the groundwork for The Dreaming, Lucifer, House of Whispers, and Books of Magic, with your choice of cover price variants by Jae Lee, Dave McKean, David Mack, Jill Thompson, Jim Lee, P. Craig Russell, and Sam Kieth!
Savage Dragon #237
Scooby Apocalypse #28
Shadow Roads #2
She Could Fly #2
Sideways #7
Spider-man Annual #1
Spider-man/ Deadpool #37
SpongeBob Comics #83
Star Wars TP vol. 8
Star Wars Darth Vader #19
Strangers in Paradise XXV #5
Suicide Squad #45 - “Sink Atlantis” part 1!
Supergirl #21 - I’m excited to see what legendary artist Kevin Maguire brings to the character!
Superman #2
Sword Daughter #3
Titans #24
TMNT Bebop & Rocksteady Hit the Road #2
Tomb Raider Inferno #3
Transformers Lost Light #22
Transformers Unicron #3
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #35
Unnatural #2 - Artgerm variant available, as well as a reprint of the nationally sold out first issue!
The year is 1982, and the DC Overlords have blessed the world with an incredible 3 part mini-series based on the Masters of the Universe! Credits for this book include: Paul Kupperberg, George Tuska, Alfredo Alcala, Adam Kubert, and Adrienne Roy.
I’m going to be honest with you, I didn’t have much knowledge of the whole MOTU besides the whole Prince Adam = He-man and Skeletor’s laugh, that used to haunt my every waking moment. For one, I had NO CLUE that Battle Cat could talk! Or even that his name was Battle Cat!?! And Man-At-Arms is an actual name of a character! What a world that we live in! Unfortunately this post is only going to cover part 1 of 3, but I implore you to check out the whole series, our listing can be found at the bottom of this post.
Review continues under the cut!
Visuals & Story:
The issue opens in a celebration for the Queen, spoiler alert, the Queen is just a lost astronaut from earth that crashed in Eternia! After King Dad and Man-at-Arms talk about the pitiful failure of a son Prince Adam is, they somehow teleport outside to find Prince Adam (Psst, this is He-Man’s secret identity) running away from a quick shag in the bushes with an unnamed gal pal. Some quick thinking on Adam’s part proves he isn’t as dumb as he acts and runs off to retrieve his mother’s gift from his room. BWOOMPH!
DEMON ATTACK! Adam scurries under the bed only to discover Cringer, yes Cringer, his trusty companion is already cowering there. Now, I’ve made this marvelous discover about Cringer/Battle Cat, and it’s that Cringer is a scared, cowardly creature, and you would think as Battle Cat, he would be fearless and brave. Well he is, but also he is a murderous, blood thirsty animal who’s only desire is to sink his teeth or claws into his enemies until their hearts stop and their bodies turn cold. Thank God He-man is there to reel the devious creature in.
I’m getting caught up in the weeds here, so quicker recap. Skeletor shows up and tells He-Man that he has to find the pieces of the Power Sword in order to save the Goddess, who he captured. There are three difference pieces (hence the 3 part mini-series) and the adventure begins. He returns to the castle to seek out the first pieces from the resident wizard but is once again thrown into battle joined by Battle Cat, Tarrak (the Wizard), and Teela, the most bad-ass-bikini-warrior, daughter of Man-in-Arms. She calls them on their pissing party during the fight and immediately became my favorite character.
So then some stuff happens, they don’t get the first piece, and in the last 5 pages of the issue they get the second piece, via He-Man ripping it from the neck of Stratos, without even asking. Rude. So Rude.
Though a bit faded when compared to modern comics, the pages hold up well for newsprint. The art is strong and panels are easy to follow. I had a lot of fun with this one all in all so let’s jump straight into ratings!
Ratings:
Overall
7.8/10 - Even though I really enjoyed this issue, it did have a few pacing issues at the end and weird scene jumps lacking good transitions.
Butts
1.2/10 - There are no real butt shots in this issue, but you do get a lot of thigh. If this was a thigh rating it would be 32/10 for sure.
Sick Burns
10/10 - Teela lays out the hurt on those boys and I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed that little quip!
Chances of Picking Up the Next Issue
I ALREADY READ IT!
You can get all 3 parts of the mini-series for yourself HERE and help support our store and this blog! (This is an Amazon listing, so just double check that you are buying from SsalefishGSO, thanks, and we’ll see you next time!) If you do get a chance to read the series, please let me know what you think of it!!
First off, Jay & I made a house call this Sunday and ended up buying 3 long boxes or trades and hardcovers, a dozen statues, and over 5,000 comics! We’ve been posting several pictures of the books on our Instagram & Facebook pages, and the statues are already in the cases and graphic novels are out on the shelves, but it’s going to take us weeks to completely process everything, from the backwall down to dollar books.
It amazes me looking at how quickly we got the deal, the largest we’ve ever made, done, and how much more confident we were in doing it vs. our very first deal, where neither myself or Jay could even sleep the night before our negotiations.
Secondly, Comic Con International in San Diego is taking place this weekend, which means a TON of new comic announcements, like Grant Morrison taking over Green Lantern with a new first issue!
And finally, next Wednesday, July 25th is my 34th birthday, so enjoy BUY 2 GET 1 FREE at the Greensboro store on all graphic novels, toys, statues, and standard back issues! If you’ve read this far, I appreciate you tuning in every week and you’re to be rewarded for it!
The following titles are scheduled to ship on Wednesday, July 25th excluding some re-orders and providing nothing changes by the time the final invoice arrives on Monday:
Action Comics #1001 - Bendis begins his run on the Supes-sister title, drawn by former Superman artist Patrick Gleason, with a choice of covers by Pat, David Mack, and Francis Manapul!
Adventure Time Beginning of the End #3
Amazing Spider-man #2 - J. Scott Campbell variant available!
American Gods My Ainsel #5
Aquaman #38 - Joshua Middleton variant available for cover price!
Batman Beyond #22
Batman TP vol. 6
Bedtime Games #2
Big Trouble in Little China Old Man Jack #11
Blackwood #3
Bone Parish #1 - from the creative team that brought you last year’s smash-hit Boom Studios title Grass Kings, Matt Kindt & Tyler Jenkins!
Britannia Lost Eagles of Rome #1
Brothers Dracul #4
Charlie’s Angels #2
Crossed Plus 100 Mimic #4
Crow Momento Mori #4
Cyko Ko #1
Dark Souls Age of Fire #3
DC Beach Blanket Bad Guys Special #1
DC Universe by Mike Mignola TP
Deadpool Assassin #4
Dejah Thoris #6
Descender #32 - FINAL ISSUE!
Detective Comics #985
Doomsday Clock #6 - halfway there!
Dungeons & Dragons Baldur’s Gate #3
Eden #1
Fence TP vol. 1
Flash #51
Gasolina #10
Gravetrancers #4
Green Hornet #5
Hack Slash Resurrection #9
Hal Jordan & the Green Lanterns Corps #49
Harbinger Wars 2 #3
Hellblazer #24
Hillbilly #12
Hit-Girl #6
Hunt for Wolverine Mystery in Madripoor #3
Infinity Wars Prime #1 - Marvel promises big things from this lead-in to the next cosmic event!
Jim Henson’s Labyrinth Coronation #5
Joe Hill The Cape #2
Judge Dredd Under Siege #3
Justice League Dark #1
Long Con #1
Looney Tunes #244
Lucy Dreaming #5
Lumberjanes #52
Marvel Two-in-One #8
Mera Queen of Atlantis #6 - final issue!
Mike Hammer #2
Modern Fantasy #2
Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur #33
Moon Knight #197
Moonshine #12
Mother Panic Gotham A.D. #5
Mr. & Mrs. X #1 - Gambit & Rogue star in their own series spinning out of X-Men Gold!
Multiple Man #2
My Hero Academia TP vol. 14
New World #1 - Tradd Moore is a personal favorite artist of mine, and it’s been years since he’s done full interiors on anything!
Old Man Logan #44
Pestilence Story of Satan #3
Punisher #228
Punk’s Not Dead #6
Realm #8
Redneck #13
Regular Show 25 Years Later #2
Rick & Morty #40
Saga #54 - and so ends another arc!
Savage Dragon #236
Scooby Doo Team-Up #40
Sentry #2
Shanghai Red #2
Silencer #7
Sonic the Hedgehog #7 - foil variant available for cover price!
Star Wars Adventures #12
Star Wars Doctor Aphra #22
Star Wars Lando Double or Nothing #3
Starcraft Scavengers #1
Tank Girl All-Stars #2
Teen Titans #20 - following up on the sold-out special (reprints also available on Wednesday), this will be the first full appearance of Lobo’s daughter, Crush!
Terrifics #6
Tinseltown #3
TMNT #84
Transformers Bumblebee Movie Prequel #2
Transformers Lost Light #21
Transformers Unicron #2
True Believers Fantastic Four Birth of Valeria #1 - reprinting Mark Waid & Mike Wieringo’s Fantastic Four #54 for $1!
True Believers Fantastic Four What If? #1 - reprinting 1977’s What If? #1, positing what if Amazing Spider-man #1 had gone differently and he’d joined the FF earlier!
True Believers Fantastic Four New Fantastic Four #1 - bringing together Ghost Rider, Wolverine, the Hulk, and Spider-man!
Venom #4
Venomized TP
Wakanda Forever X-Men #1
Walk Through Hell #3
Warframe TP vol. 1
Wayward #27
We Are Danger #2
Wonder Woman #51
X-23 #2
X-Men Blue #32
X-Men Blue TP vol. 4
X-Men Grand Design Second Genesis #1 - Ed Piskor is back with the second half of the complete chronological history of the mutant race!