Both are collectors, hobby-wise. They also enjoy sparring and partaking in games + competitive activities.
Born from the same source, twin brothers. Perhaps even the same person. Regardless, two halves of a whole.
It did take Crazy Hand some time to make his presence known to the smashers but Master Hand always knew him.
MH used to be rather ashamed of CH because of his role as a destructive other half, but learned to accept his presence. On the other hand, once upon a time CH was very envious of MH's ability and drive to create but learned to appreciate his own abilities.
Both are charismatic. While they present as more antagonistic, in the end it's all kayfabe and they care a lot about the smashers.
Oversee everything, basically. Doing a lot of behind the scenes work with the help of spirits, miis and other powerful beings throughout the worlds. MH does the more general stuff, and CH the dirtier work
kind of aware of the meta of everything being a video game, kind of not. Schrodingers 4th wall awareness. when it's quirky.
Both go by he/him.
rest is under the cut for length
Master Hand:
The Creator. The Ringleader. Voice of reason.
Used to play up the evil ambiguity more, but now he's more into presenting as the ultimate foe in a more benign way. Like Max Brass or some sort of top dog boxer.
Also the announcer.
Early bird, and early to go to bed. cannot stay up late to save his life. I mean he will to battle for many a kid playing under the covers
Very organized in routine and actual cleanliness. Loves his lists and itineraries and sorting cabinets. Yes, he is creative and never super-uptight, but he needs some semblance of routine.
While he tries to keep Crazy in check, he is still up for some mayhem every now and then and is totally game for dishing out beatdowns together whenever!
Very hush-hush about Master Core, hates its presence within him.
Still very guilty about not being able to prevent or do much during WOL. Subspace? Okay. That was a mess but he did what he could. With Galeem and Dharkon? He feels he should've been able to fight back and see the warning signs.
Very stern and distrusting towards Tabuu, Galeem and Dharkon. Not fond of them but is keeping them around to keep an eye on them.
Doesn't like to show weakness. He knows a lot of people rely on him and would rather die than see them feel helpless.
Great at cooking! Everything he makes is great, the smashers cannot get enough. Though a lot of the smashers can cook and do so for each other, on special occasions he will treat.
Needs more hobbies, a vacation and some therapy. please.
Crazy Hand:
A destroyer. Source of chaos. Chronically silly.
It's just... his nature. He has a lot of energy but he hasn't ever been able to make and retain something. He has, however, been able to break things down and mess them up. As mentioned above, once upon a time this was disheartening to him, but he was learned to work with it and take joy in it. That, and by being a part of Smash he has helped cultivate something beautiful in his own way. Very proud of himself!
Really plays up the supervillain sort of vibe, esp in comparison to his brother. He's like a scare actor. He tones everything down if he sees someone is actually scared.
Huge prankster
Night Owl. Keeps an eye out after dark, making sure curfews are met (for the kids mainly, gotta get their sleep) and that mischief is kept to a minimum. But he will also be a boogeyman of sorts and cause a bit of mischief, as he loves to spook those who decide to stay up late.
Gives more leeway. If you know Master Hand will say no, consider asking Crazy for what you want! He's like the cool uncle if Master Hand is more like a team dad. Gotta make up for brutality on the battlefield somehow!
Likes to collect quirky, kitschy stuff. Lots of weird collections. Rocks shaped like presidents. Beanie babies stitched together like the human centipede. WMDs. Garfield Fish Tank Owner.
Oh I bet he does keep fish also. He'd be good at it. Another thing where he can actually take care of something and not destroy it.
Don't trust him with gardening though. Or cooking.
Into horror and weirder stuff, but prefers campier stuff. Can't stomach super horrific and dramatic stuff or gory stuff.
Easily moved by movies.
If he's quiet. Assume something is wrong. He's either doing something in secrecy or really upset. Hopefully the former and he's just about to pull off some crazy prank.
Got over Subspace and WOL relatively easily compared to others but is worried about how they affected others, especially MH.
He was also still shaken up from being controlled by Dharkon
Dislikes Galeem and Tabuu, sees them as stuck-up pricks. Feels sympathy towards Dharkon as the guy is Chronically Miserable and he sees that it was acting out of misplaced rage and dispair. Doesn't make it right but CH knows what it's like to be full of the need to destroy and raise hell. This has lead to him being more forgiving and trying to befriend his former adversary
Link doesn’t trust Marth because of his title as the Hero King. Despite what Toon tells him, he doesn’t believe that you can be both a hero and a king.
Sora and Roy play all kinds of video games together. Sora saw the game “duck season” in his YouTube recommended section. He brought Roy and Duck hunt to watch him play. Let’s say that he never played the game again after his first play through and had to watch Roy finish the rest of the endings.
side note: I am sorry for the lack of posts but that’s because I’m very lazy. So yeah.
-Who was the first one to discover the Byleth twins were leaving for a multiversial fighting tournament?:
-Jeralt was the one who discovered it, he got their invitation letters one day, since he couldn't find them he read the letters, He got a laugh that mercenaries like Byleth and Beres got invited to the most important fighting tournament in existence where only the best fighters/warriors are allowed to participate.
-What were everyone's reactions?:
-Since Byleth is a Black Eagles professor while Beres is a Blue Lions professor the reactions of the two houses were mixed. Bernadetta packed Byleth a small bear Plush with her initials "B.V.V" written on the plush's belly. Edelgard gave some words of encouragement as Hubert just told Byleth to "make them feel as much pain as possible" Beres was a whole different story, Dimitri offered her one of his spare spears in case her's were to ever break during combat. Mercedes and Anette packed their professor some sweets, Dudue simply packs her some healing supplies. Jeralt sees them off, saying that their mother would be proud of how far they've gotten. The rest of the Monastery offers them support and cheers, even Flayn comes out to wish them good luck!
-Who first discovers Galeem & Darkhon?
-The Gatekeeper in front of the Monastery actually finds out about Galeem, he warns the Monastery of a "Bright Winged Beast" approaching them, Seteth, who was worried about Flayn, Goes out to see. Flayn discovers Dharkon and flees to Garreg Mach telling Seteth and the Gatekeeper of a "Creature born of Darkness." The trio try to warn everyone, but they are soon dissolved by light. Of the trio, only the Gatekeeper survives.
-Which of the Monastery survivors decides to secretly aid The Esiner twins?:
The Death Knight, furious because some gods would stop his "fun." Temporarily allows himself to work with the Gatekeeper and those who survived the assault to take them down.
am i the only one who likes the idea of a smash town more than a smash mansion?
like, imagine: the houses are all detailed to make the fighters feel at home. ex: the donkey kong gang's houses are all like the one seen in the k rool/banjo-kazooie trailer, the villagers' houses are the standard house in acnl, all the loz characters' houses are actually designed to fit each game's unique set design, etc!
i think it would be especially fun to think about the interactions you can get with a town! everyone constantly walking down roads, fighters going out to have fun, and even huge parties that some of them throw!
there's shops that some spirits run like in world of light, but instead they're things like pastry shops, corner stores, and even huge restaurants! there's also a park and occasional fun town gatherings that really bring the fighters together. :)
Remake of an old post. Dharkon and HCs for their dynamics with each other and the smashers below the cut for length
Galeem
any, tends to default to he/they but is totally partial to whatever
maverique , pan + aroaspec. only very rarely experiences attraction.
Wishes to change the world into one that suits his likeness out of a sense of entitlement and superiority. He thinks the world as it is now is dull and overcomplicated and wishes for one revolving around himself, drenched in light
A very selfish and prideful individual, out of touch for sure.
Presents itself as elegant, sophisticated sort of deity. Cares a lot about presentation and any attack on his ego will be met with an eternal grudge.
They get very humiliated when they are proven wrong and when their facade of coolness breaks. Because it does. A bit more often than Galeem would like too.
They try to act unaffected but they get very emotional. Galeem is always at the extremes when they're upset or even happy.
Genuinely scared of the dark to an extent. He's very glad he glows.
Doesn't really need to eat or drink but can do so and sometimes feels the drive to. Likes cute lil pastries and fruit. Not huge on chocolate though and won't each much of anything else.
Doesn't like most of the smashers but has grown to respect most over time. Likes Kirby the most now that the burning rage has faded and kirby sneaks him bites of cake when he can is nice enough
Also has some bias over the more light-aligned smashers esp Palutena and Pit
Giving the Hands the cold shoulder still. Mocks them behind their backs. Sort of teases MH about being able to control the guy but MH is like "shush you lost you can give it up it's not my first rodeo". though MH is totally still bothered.
Likes classical and very cinematic sort of music.
Loves sunny days, dislikes stormy weathers. That being said, he enjoys snow.
Dharkon
any, defaults to she/he/it in no particular order but as w/ galeem it doesn't matter all that much
genderfluid sapphic/trixic. Greyro? sad little girlboy-boygirlthing
Can change its voice to sound more fem, masc or even in between. Sometimes it does so because of a change in mentality as well (vulnerable,strong,angry, friendly) Its voice is often deep, raspy and rumbling.
This also means he can mimic voices with a lil bit of time and effort. Totally uses this to taunt people.
Wants to plunge the world into darkness out of hatred and apathy for virtually all life. Wishes to be alone with only like individuals in a world of gloomy anarchy.
Certainly very selfish but he's got like. Reverse superiority-inferiority complex. Self loathing but also so hateful of everything else that he decided his way was still the better option. like does that make sense. doomer blackpilled nihilist reddit core.
Not unlike ridley he's smart but sees no need to communicate this. Clever but from a rougher school of thought and can't be assed to talk to people he doesn't respect.
Same as Galeem, doesn't need to eat food in the traditional sense but will do so out of boredom or cravings. Likes rich chocolate and hearty meaty foods. Great spice tolerance also. Eats much more than Galeem 2 fill the void.
Sensitive to light, especially in its weakened spirit form. This keeps him inside, when he is allowed to go out he stays in the shade or waits until twilight and night. Fond of rainstorms and cloudier weather.
Has also warmed up to Kirby somewhat. Still holding a grudge but she's starting to see the humor in being beat by a lil pink puffball, too tired to be angry about it anymore. Not to mention how Kirby is extending an olive branch
More fond of the villains. Has probably talked to Ridley, Seph and Ganon if they approach him.
Also thinks Sonic is kind of cool. Dharkon is Guy Who Only Listens To Sonic Soundtrack ig. That's the sorta person she is.
Likes rock and metal.
Drilled into the Hands for not being able to protect the smashers. Master Hand might've cried a lil about it. ok he totally did. But Dharkon has warmed up a little to Crazy Hand but hasn't been able to reconcile
Slowly starting to be less misanthropic but could still benefit from therapy and some prozac.
Together
Kept under pretty high security with lots of limitations, but allowed some freedom to keep them from being totally miserable.
Allowed to roam around every now and then.
Though it may seem rather odd to not really punish them strongly, the beatdown they've faced and permanent servitude as spirits alongside Typical Smash antics are punishment enough in the Hands' eyes (erm, lack thereof?). And, considering they did what they did out of greed and dissatisfaction, keeping them relatively happy now that their egos are in check seems like the right thing to do.
Clowned on 24/7. The fighters that feel comfortable enough to approach them tend to be teasing or will outright use them for pranks and whatnot.
Kirby is sternly kind to them, willing to turn the other cheek as long as they don't turn back to their old ways. Would totally wipe the floor with them if need be.
For others, the water is not under the bridge. Many want nothing to do with them. Some like Villager, the Ice Climbers and Duck Hunt Duo are terrified of them. Others are hostile. Oddly enough, the pikmin of all folks fall under this latter group and are extremely aggressive towards Galeem and Dharkon. In turn, these forces of light and dark have learned to fear them. Olimar is almost apologetic about it but above all else he just doesn't want his pikmin getting wiped off the face of the earth. Alph gets a little bit of a kick out of it.
Mario isn't having any bullshit. He's very cautious about the whole ordeal and will even admonish the more mischievous individuals that go out of their way to try and rile the two up. Palutena, Rosalina, Peach, Link and Samus are also very, very cautious and keep a close eye out.
Some of the villains are curious about their power, namely Ganon and Sephy. They'd like to harness their powers probably. Ridley is also curious, moreso about Dharkon but it's more like he's sizing them up for revenge.
Wario is still figuring out a way to make a quick buck off of 'em. He almost got Galeem into a mlm scheme that one time. Bowser is more cautious and cares less about trying to win them over and more about trying to avoid them bc he's mad abt his kids being hurt.
Mewtwo is also cautiously curious.
They're enemies but. Sometimes they seem a little. hm. maybe you should just kiss abt it. or something. frolic in the fields. hit each other with squeaky hammers. don't actually stab each other. thanks.
if they could stop arguing they'd be a cool evil couple. They'd be great partners in crime because they do bounce off of each other well on the occasion that they're on the same wavelength. Even when they clash, there is beauty in the way they work off of each other.
The two were kind of friends once upon a time. Whatever happened to them? No one knows, and they won't speak.
They kinda sorta apologized about WOL to each other but it's like. The spongebob scene where they're like "id hate you even if i didn't hate you" that's them 24/7 still. And they're always getting into petty disagreements.
They haven't formally apologized about it to the smashers though.
Dharkon enjoys challenging Galeem and is usually the instigator of their conflicts, but Galeem also angers Dharkon a lot through his smug behavior. Neither apologizes or forgives easily. Galeem can be bribed or buttered up, but Dharkon needs time for sure. And a valid apology.
It's very can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, tried both. They really cannot imagine life without each other.
Hello, could I have the Wii fit trainer with a s/o who is very self doubting?
Wii Fit Trainer With A Self Doubting S/O
(You didn't specify female or male for the trainer so I'll be using gender neutral pronouns)
Take a look at the Wii Fit Trainer and you'll see their in perfect shape and live their life having a perfect diet and a perfect exercise routine.
They believe that everyone should follow a similar lifestyle if they want to achieve a perfectly healthy body.
However, they aren't just a physical fitness instructor but also an amazing therapist, helping people with their feelings.
As their partner, they'll spend extra time with you to help build up your self confidence and your opinion of yourself. They find you beautiful so you should as well.
If your self doubting is related to your body, they have absolutely no issue in helping you achieve your ideal look. Infact, they're overjoyed! They'd be immediately writing up a schedule and ideal diet for you to follow.
If needed, they will immediately join in on your schedule with you. It may collide with their own diet but they can easily get back to their ideal body with their original diet after they help you.
Trainer has all the equipment you'll need for exercise. Even if it is something very rare or obscure, they'll definitely have it. They are the master of exercise, you'll get what you need, trust me.
They'll help prepare all your healthy meals for you. They have quite a few secret recipes to share with you and only to you which will be extremely important to your diet.
Trust me, if you think you can't do it, they'll be right there to support you and help keep your motivation high!
