smash quotes and headcanons

basically abandoned, still love smash tho. // quotes, headcanons, and other stuff about smash and its characters ! (mostly quotes though.)

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i know i abandoned this account like almost a year ago but minecraft is literally my childhood game that raised me and to finally see it celebrated in smash is so exciting sjdjsj

boutta main steve tho brb 🥰

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Samus: You either buckle up and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Ness: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Samus: No-

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Lucina: How you holdin' up, Marth?

Marth: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Eight and Roy: *walk in, arguing if it's sanitary to adopt a rat from the streets or not*

Marth: Ugh, there it is again.

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Zelda, pointing at Little Mac and Joker: My last two braincells.

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Sans got his letter from ness

yeah but sans didnt feel like fighting so he just..... got another person to fight for him. he does visit the smash town from time to time bcs he likes it.

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BOTW Link: Haha.... what if...... we killed Rathalos together..... in the World of Light?......... Haha,,, I'm joking......Unless?..

BOTW Zelda, visiting: Link, what are they feeding you?

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Sans, walking by: Hey.

Samus, very tired: Hey.

Samus:

Samus:

Samus, turning around: Wait.

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Little Mac: Apparently scientists are finding a way to make stress into electricity.

Little Mac: So Luigi will be a fucking high powered phone charger.

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Inkling Girl: You'll always be my first AND last role model! :)

Snake: *near tears* T-thank you....

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Joker: This is a test of your morality. You're driving on a road on a rainy night. At a bus stop you see three people: An old woman shaking in the cold, your friend who saved your life once, and your dream date. There's only space for one of them in your car. Who do you take?

Cloud: How is there only space for one person in the car? Who you gonna have in the back seat, fucking Yoda?

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if ur letting in sans quotes does this mean we can also send in team rocket quotes now (grunts not jessie and james)

all mii fighter costumes r fine by me!! it doesnt bother me too much ^^

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since sans is technically in smash now can we add him to the characters on this blog

lmao yeah screw the system we going sans quotes at some point since ive been inactive forever

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yeah uh sorry abt being inactive for like 4 weeks i just lost motivation to update this acct a rlly long time agosjdhakdb i'll try to update more but no promises <333

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since sans is technically in smash now can we add him to the characters on this blog

lmao yeah screw the system we going sans quotes at some point since ive been inactive forever

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am i the only one who likes the idea of a smash town more than a smash mansion?

like, imagine: the houses are all detailed to make the fighters feel at home. ex: the donkey kong gang's houses are all like the one seen in the k rool/banjo-kazooie trailer, the villagers' houses are the standard house in acnl, all the loz characters' houses are actually designed to fit each game's unique set design, etc!

i think it would be especially fun to think about the interactions you can get with a town! everyone constantly walking down roads, fighters going out to have fun, and even huge parties that some of them throw!

there's shops that some spirits run like in world of light, but instead they're things like pastry shops, corner stores, and even huge restaurants! there's also a park and occasional fun town gatherings that really bring the fighters together. :)

idk, just a thought.

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Who do you think the final 2 dlc characters for smash will be?

bro,,, honestly ? 0 clue. i dont have any specific character guesses but since all the dlc we've gotten so far are all non nintendo characters, im betting on nintendo characters for the last 2.

im not too sure what characters tho..... they might do echo fighters for 1 of them since the concept was introduced and wasnt rlly used since the game was released, so they might end up doing an echo fighter dlc which im all for.

yeah,, that's it. just a nintendo rep and an echo fighter :)

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*Some of the fighters figuring out social media*

Ken: I'm addicted to working out.

Link: I'm addicted to food.

Captain Falcon: I'm addicted to my own face.

Cloud: I have food poisoning.

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Zelda: Here are two pictures - one is your room, the other one is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Little Mac: ...That one's the garbage dump?

Zelda: THEY'RE BOTH FROM YOUR ROOM!