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Drama Queen

Roman: *walking up to the lunch table* It is I! the dramaest of queens! you may bow if you wish

longan: Don't you mean Kings?

Roman: Gasp! Logan, I can be the queen if I want to be!

Virgil: nope.

Roman: *offended princey noises* Why Not?

Patton: well because logan already called it!

Roman: ... Logan...?

Logan: *slips out a tiara and puts it on* you may bow.

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Logan: I have 2 papers due on Friday, 4 AP test to study for and a stack of college applications to fill out.

Patton: so... you don't want to go out with me?

Logan: I will marry you if you get me out of this room.

Patton: deal. I already have a ring

Logan: awesome. wait. what you do?

Patton: yeah! but we can just start with a movie for now. you know work up to the whole marriage thing in a few weeks.

Logan: oh... oh okay...

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Actually

Roman: I am actually dead

Logan: you are actually breathing

Roman: but like on the inside

Logan: that's stupid and wrong

Roman: Logan I am dying

Logan: okay are you actually going to tell me what's wrong? or can I finish this chapter?

Roman: Why dude? why can't you just let me be a little dramatic sometimes?

Logan: fine. would you like me to perform CPR since you are Actually dead?

Roman: if that means you'll kiss me

Logan: uh.. i uh.. suppose it would.

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The Sides (and Remy) as Monologues preformed in my theater class.

PATTON: Less of a monologue and more of a speech about acceptance and kindness and how you should always always treat people right. He ended in tears. Everyone stood and cheered. The teacher didn't bother to correct him.

Roman: Roman sang his entire narrative monologue about saving and rescuing the princess from a dragon-witch. the princess then expected to be married abruptly bringing the monologue to an end when roman came out as gay to the entire class.

logan: His was more of a how-to type monologue. how to get away with murder. He got really really into it. the class was terrified.

Virgil: He forgot. didn't write anything ahead of time. he then proceeded to recite various song lyrics and quotes from books. the only one who caught on was Logan. Patton cried.

Deceit: also didn't come prepared and kept contradicting himself throughout the whole presentation.

Remy: Remy went right after Roman. he had a pretty normal almost boring monologue planned but when he heard some hushed voices making fun of roman he decided to go a different route. you see Remy knew everything about everyone. so he started calling the people out who were being mean. he paced the stage with as much sass as he could manage and spilling every secret hed collected through the year. the teacher had to pull him off the stage.

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Cussing

Roman: /Drops his pen/ Shit.

Patton: Roman! watch your mouth!

Virgil: /from across the room/ Yeah Roman, Watch your fucking mouth you bitch ass heathen.

Logan: /looking at the teacher/I'm... so sorry.