#incorrect logicality

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: Oh my god... where are my brownies?

Logan: I think I saw Patton with them. why?

Virgil: OH MY GOD......

Patton, high as shit: I feel like a dvd player

[roozmatazz]

Patton: Hey Logan! Matching Logos!!

Logan: Actually you are Pathos.

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

Roman: if Patton and I were drowning which one of us would you save?

Logan: you two can’t swim?

Roman: no, it’s a hypothetical question. who would you save?

Logan: my time and effort.

Logan: also, Patton

[mothmans-cumrag]

Logan: Tomorrow is my anniversary with Patton. I'd like to cook him an impressive breakfast. Can you help orient me with that process?

Roman: I'd be honoured, calculator watch! Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all! So I know you love Peanutbutter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?

Logan: Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost-effective and they're so simple, a child could make them.

Roman: *dramatic sigh* okay, I was looking for more of an emotional connection. For example: My favourite sweets are liquorice spiders because they remind me of Virgil, and every time I eat them when alone I feel like he is with me. What's your story behind a PB&J?

Logan: I want a sandwich. I make a sandwich. I eat the sandwich.

[moxiety-my-love]

Logan: You know, tickling just doesn’t bother me.

Patton: Those are bold words for someone so close my hands.

[figurative-falsehood]

Logan: I have 2 papers due on Friday, 4 AP test to study for and a stack of college applications to fill out.

Patton: so... you don't want to go out with me?

Logan: I will marry you if you get me out of this room.

Patton: deal. I already have a ring

Logan: awesome. wait. what you do?

Patton: yeah! but we can just start with a movie for now. you know work up to the whole marriage thing in a few weeks.

Logan: oh... oh okay...

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Patton: There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?

Logan: 26

Patton: I forgot U R A Q T

Logan: What?

Patton: Say the letters out loud

Logan:

Logan: How did you forget "a"?

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Patton: Logan?

Logan [reading]: hmmm?

Patton: You know that feeling you get when you see someone and your heart skips a beat?

Logan [not looking up from his book]: Yeah, that's called arrhythmia.

Patton:

Logan: You can die from that.