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Therapist: good morning, i believe this is your first therapy session today

Therapist: would you tell me why you are here?

MC, who has been to alternate dimensions and nearly crushed to death by a tantacle the size of a whale, met a blue talking squirrel, people who do pink sparkle magic, and saw a dinosaur skeleton:

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SSO but it's incorrect quotes #9

Lisa: why can't dinosaurs clap?

Linda: it's because their hands are too sh-

Anne: because they're all dead, Lisa

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Introvert players when they get spammed with club invitations

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Ydris watching the drama between Dark Core and the Aideen Guardians unfold:

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SSO Characters as The Office quotes:

Rania:

James:

Fripp:

Evergray:

Avalon:

Mr. Kembell:

Ydris:

Ed Wolf:

Garnok:

MC (ft. The Soulriders as Dwight):

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SSO but it's incorrect quotes #10

Elizabeth: I assume you know this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated under my watch

Alex: Is there another kind of idiocy that you would feel more comfortable with?

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SSO but it's incorrect quotes #11

Linda: isn't it weird how we pay money to see people?

Lisa: wait what do you mean? Concert? Motivational speeches?

Linda: glasses

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Doing daily quests at Starshine Ranch

MC: ah, I see you've ran away again

Marie's cow:

MC: is it to give my horse 300 xp again?

Marie's cow: