Still thinking of that time my gran called the sspca bc a seagull was injured and she kept arguing with the woman bc the sspca woman wouldn’t believe that a seagull could be in our area bc we aren’t near the sea except that the seagulls live on my roof and on the roof of my old high school (at the time current) and are literally fucking everywhere but this woman insisted my gran was wrong and she wasnt actually looking at a seagull despite her literally staring at the fucking seagull. Anyway she was obviously proved wrong but still like how do you not know that seagulls give zero fucks and in fact have chosen to follow the food sources











