Allow me to set the scene for cat number three
It's MAY 2020
U work at a vet clinic but ur laid off bc Covid
Ur cat just died
Ur sad af
No job no cat no society
But wait u work at a vet clinic
The spca uses ur vet clinic
Ur veterinarian knows ur cat is dead and u have a conveniently cat shaped hole in ur life
Vet realizes that if u achieve a cat free life u might quit
Enter Marie™
Vet knows ur toast BC Marie™ has been in the clinic for weeks BC she kept trying to expire for the drama and views
Pick Marie™ up from SPCA!Marie (a human)
She yells all the way home BC ur a child abductor & BC of Covid she was literally exchanged like hard drugs on a back porch
Marie™ is actually a raccoon and also a demon
U have met several Maries in ur life and u know this is not one of them.
3 hours in ur not actually sure this cat is domesticated
u know that song that goes ooooooooo BARRACUDAA
That's what u sound like
Trying to stop this warrior princess
So u name her Barracuda
She clinically is considered brain-dead
