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Billy: *is carrying all the groceries*

Steve: *holds out hand to help*

Billy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Steve's hand*

Nancy: scientifically, 1 in 4 people are gay. that means at least one of our friends is statistically gay.

Steve: i hope it's Billy. he's really hot.

Billy: dude-

Steve: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago. Don't you dare call me 'dude'.

Billy: If I took this knife right now and I stabbed you, what would you do?

Steve: Someone once said that most stabbings are a crime of passion. So to be honest, I'd be quite flattered that you cared that much.

Steve: so i really like this boy and i want to know what you think about him

Robin: well, who is it?

Steve: Billy Hargrove

Robin: …

Steve: thoughts?

Robin: and prayers

Max: WHOEVER MADE THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Lucas: It was me.

Max: …be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Billy: How would you like your coffee?

Steve: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Billy, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Mike: Could you turn on the light please

Will: There’s no need, because you’re the light of my life.

Mike:

Mike: I can’t see-

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